Episode 8: Chucky Actually

it is the morning and im still upset nadine died
ok im. gonna. finish. this clusterfuck
which is very obviously gonna have a season 3 hook cos theres no way they can resolve all this shit in one episode
am i there for a season 3? honestly? no not really
oh tiffany's doll body got run over (so jennifer tilly is dead)
i forgot about that cos i happened to look away when she got hit lol
oh the "good" chucky is dead too btw.
andy shot it a bunch
and then they burned it
theyre really showin off their budget with the gore he remembers dancing with his mum when he was a kid
(he killed her, by the way. but i guess thats cos the therapist encouraged his darker side) oh nvm thats not his mum. its his therapist
lol in his transition from childhood to teenagedom he suddenly develops a thick jersey accent
oh the nun is dead btw. glenda killed her
i kinda skipped a lot last episode i guess
as in, i didnt talk about it here oh this is chucky now. he possessed her
jesus this is getting hard to keep track of
oh so the doll they shot was the therapist
well she was a terrible person too so who cares oh guess the finale was during christmas
omfg they showed a credit that actually got me super excited lexys in aa or somethin now whoo chrimsmsm. jfc somehow missed the title of this one.
theyre no longer in that school i think
or theyre just home for christmas jake is staying with lexy during the holidays
lexy says her mum is a monster during the aa meeting
i dont remember if weve seen that much of her
but shes a politician so. bleh oh devon is there too
he somehow enters from upstairs without lexys mom knowing he was in the house. how did he do that ..if ur a politician doing stuff like that is dumb anyway jake realisin he didnt get devon anything
nor lexy for that matter
whos gift to jake was devon so honestly he could make something up for her devons like but all i want for christmas is u jake lexys sister still has the belle doll and also the psych is dead because chucky transferred his soul back into a chucky doll
cos he prefers being a doll glens alive but hospitalised
i can kinda see where this is going called ittttt
i mean. it was obvious chucky is looking at this and dude its like twice your height. she might be a murdering lunatic but you cant say tiffany doesnt love her kids also god damn glenda plaid on plaid
i mean theyre pulling it off
not sure about the belt though lol tiffany is in disguise and not even pretending shes legit when a cop walks into the room anyway someone got a plant pot to the head glenda electrocutes the cop to death (not sure if that was entirely necessary. i dont think so but whatever) because of the twins they were the one who like, actually wanted to kill. so i guess that's still a thing bondiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing omg glenda also got transferred, why tiff finds out the mayor has a belle doll she could transfer into
cos she, is also tired of being human
and also. jennifer tilly is wanted for murder lol aaahahaa that was the credit i was excited about
glen's actually voiced by billy boyd
also that is a neat jacket oh theyre a lil more glam than they were in the original film
Mono: oooh glen 🥺 their name is g.g. now. i guess they fused into one soul or something? idk
Mono: gg good game!!
yeh i loved glen, its nice hes still canon
well, they
tiffany judges gg for their accent even tho. girl. he sounded like that back in the day
(when referencing the old dolls i'll say he/she and i'll say they/them for gg)
Mono: tiff come on be nice gg wants to go to england and i guess tiff is lettin them go
might be a really short cameo this :c
Mono: at least they're being acknowledged and that's already good enough
i dunno if people actually liked seed, but i do... jake got devon a huge package and that is 100% gonna be a chucky doll for some reason.
me too ngl seed is probably my favourite of the sequels oh nvm lol he got him a nice thoughtful gift cos devon has a podcast. aw oh.
(he did say thanks)
well then become a streamer or whatever devon cmon
bet you'd kill at dbd two guys, chilling in the living room, five feet apart cos theyre having relationship issues 🎵 that is a bitchin chrismis sweater jakes throwin a bitch fit about the gift
which okay but maybe not at thE CHRISTMAS DINNER, JAKE meanwhile lexys mom is like wtf is going oooon
her sister is there but in corporeal form only oh nooooo
teen drama. i hope chucky bursts through the door or whatever
with that chainsaw thats twice his size
trim down the tree
or something lexy tries to open up to her mum who is not havin i t
jake stands up for her. which makes devon happy. so that is prolly get resolved pretty fast
which is good omg actual bonding? lexy says she realises she is also guilty of the things she blamed her mum for and then this. which makes her mum sad?
we'll see
uh her husband/lexy's dad was killed in the last season
so yeah. theyve had a tough time the rich distant mum way of saying i love you
oh nvm she actually said sorry lexys sister eats her chicken and is like can u two gay lads get over yourselves too cos like, what ur bitching about is a non issue and they laugh so.
thats that
aw she has nadines stuffy :( nice winter onesies lads ah yes actual resolving of the issue time yes very cute but why is there a mistletoe hung at the foot of lexys bed oh its a small chainsaw. i shoulda known
hes in lexys house. where everyone is. hes fuckin rhyming a poem cos. cos its chrismis!
._. tiffany is also there to steal the doll
the belle doll. except its in the house cos lexy's sister is sleeping with it her hair went from straight to curled, oops. shes caught by lexys mum who is too excited to. think about how. someone broke into her house..
she thinks its just jennifer tilly but thats still weird well. thats. thats her gone.
huh that chainsaw really is pretty quiet.
man they REALLY had a big budget for gore this season. holy shit. it really was!
he probably knows that.
huh i guess the therapist supporting chucky's bad side explains why hes pretty obsessed with making kids into killers
cos thatd make them like him
thats consistent. cool
tiffany is all like i wont let you kill the kids!
cos i guess shes over that. then again her mo for killing was always pretty targeted as opposed to chuckys chaotic randomness to get anyone who he can oh also pictured is lexy jumping down from the stairs
to. uh. grab chucky? she took the chainsaw so i think we all know where this is going
another huge chunk of the special effects budget. thats where
also christmas onesies galore lol lexy is a little upset about what chucky did to her mum. hes trying to plead with tiffany about this which. why ah yes the face of a woman who really cares about That(tm) a visual representation of whats happening to chucky. https://y.yarn.co/f32b579f-11b9-46ae-af94-5e4673b41f93_text.gif or, alternatively, this gif of charlie sheen with a baguette in scary movie 3. tiffany has her eyes on the prize
the show has telegraphed caroline to be unhinged tho and also lexy gave her a knife so. i think we might say goodbye to tiff here OH UHHH IT WAS JAKE?? AND DEVON
COS THEY DONT KNOW SHES NOT ALL UP IN MURDERTOWN ANYMOREA
tho to be fair she relapses all the time and she still has a bodycount. so. yeah.
oh lexy actually did something else to him. she kinda just. hm.
what can i compare this to
oh i know! but with a chainsaw and its chucky.
i just noticed this gif only shows it being cut in half ugh hold on ignore the wiggly ass hand i mean hes chopped up like a brownie tray. girl omg no dont become a serial killer thats like, so 2019 still alive but not exactly thrivin i want her to get out tho i love tiffany yknow if they don masks and rope in a fourth kid they could be legion.
OH LOL SHE LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL WHEN HE WAS A BEBE
oh no wait. i thought he had buttons but he doesnt.
nvm. TIFF THE DOOR IS RIGHT THERE JUST RUN FOR GODS SAKE ..they totes could make christmas onesie outfits for legion. i mean look at this omg is this the fourth
or like. is she chucky 2.0 im still not sure is this chucky. somehow.
cant wait for caroline to swear cos this show is totally on that level guess our new villain is a fuckin six year old or however old she is just show her browniehead chucky who cares shes being a lil shit
they dont and tiff takes caroline.
who calls her mommy. well that was kinda in the cards with the way this show does things. gg and nica are friends now
n shes like hey tiff ima kill u cos u ruined my life
this is. meh. dont like it
too much nica
she shouldve either been dead or not made it out of the movie she was originally in.
she was fine when they institutionalised her or whatever also the belle doll was chucky somehow. oh no absolutely not.
im skippin to the credits
well. that was something.
season one is a lot better
i wanted to like this cos i love glen but ehhhh. no. too much weird shit
im kinda sad now. i really didnt like that
Majo: :((
Majo: what a bummer...
Majo: I did enjoy the frequent "are YOU (insert body swapping doll here) now??"
Majo: but it seems they made it too convoluted to really enjoy
Mono: dont watch the second season,,,,,, read priestess' liveblog instead hmm
Mono: it seems very confusion
it is a clusterfuck as i said at the start of the episode
its extremely campy which i usually like but it throws in waaaaaaay too many plots which fuck it up quite badly
as i said the first season is actually pretty good! 2 just has too much going on
Mono: right....
Mono: i was basically gonna say that it looks like it's embracing the sillyness but also is confusion
its definitely the most self referential chucky thing so far but i feel like theyve been doing that for a while