Episode 7: Goin' To The Chapel

look man at this point idc just burn it. burn the doll
it killed nadine glens still helping their murderer mom
to be fair to them she did help them a lot in the film theyre originally from
so. uh. that jens like i need to put my soul somewhere but where thouuuuuuugh
inb4 lexy
shes an ass so why not ok i know u cant see it but heres kyle hugging andy which is sweet as hell im so relieved theyre both still alive.
she did this after being like OMG ANDY U NEARLY GOT ME KILLED AND ALSO OTHER REASONS FOR ME TO WORRY hug blurry bondage chucky for ur viewing. uh. viewing you killed nadine you can get fucked oh also glenda is here.
also i need that shirt. that is like three different types of flannel its a long shirt i fuckin need it now.
theyre trying to show that maybe good!chucky can get possessed by normal chucky but also he might just be pretending to have a kind sign
who knows anyway depression fueled drug bender cos nadine is dead ....
drug fueled vision of nadine with fairy light wings hi hello nadine is an angel now for anyone who needs it yeh this show is fuckin bonkers but nadine is still amazin and lovely and what she says is somethin you should take to heart so there ugggggh not this fuckin show actually makin me a lil sad
nadine motivates lexy to go help her friends and also be honest with them that she has a (drug) problem
nadine calls her brave and strong and says that the only reason she could tell her (nadine) to begin with is cos she was those things. so she can do it again
n then hard cut to this shot of lexy talkin to one of nadines plushies
blehh. weird doll show dont make me sad how dare you dons like hey remember ur watching my show
this is literally the next shot
ffs
Joker: Man, horror serial killer shows really love referencing that Hannibal scene (note: cos there's so many horror serial killer shows... granted the Hannibal scene is overused in media in general) meanwhile this bitch is calling the vatican cos hes like HOLY SHIT do i have a premiere for you
chucky has beef with m3gan right now but the show wrapped before that movie came out im pretty sure
cos that coulda been interesting lol
oh. he got excommunicated i mean why not really yeah show maybe dont make him look cool for this cos he made devon read leviticus. fuck this guy don.
mr mancini.
why.
what are we doing.
??????? just another priests outfit? okay? seriously this shirt looks like somethin id get offa lazy oaf but i just missed the window in which they were for sale. i am unreasonably upset (note: I eventually found it; it's from Doll's Kill. dunno if they're less scummy now than they were back then but. yknow. here u go.)
chucky just said i dont fear hell im from jersey
whats. how
i want to know
how is jersey the worst of all the states
whats it got
its so tiny chucky references the exorcist devon says uh yeah we know that quote and then chucky says this
wow. well. this is
going. he somehow possessed this guy
which im sure the actor is fuckin stoked about
cos he gets to be around longer he blew up
how did he do that. how did he go ah yes lets blow this body up
nani.
Majo: he blew up! hate it when that happens...
ugh u think ur closer to god but in reality ur closer to tnt jfc this is edited like an indian soap
he blew up like seven times lol yknow this shit
but instead imagine a priest going boom anyway hes dead now so lets humanize him in a flashback.
one more episode
one more doll, i think Och :(
andy and kyle as kids
let them have it god dammit
Mono: WAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS :o
Mono: i didn't know this was .. like this
Mono: wild
its the chucky show. it makes very little sense if you havent seen childs play 1 and 2
Mono: (also suprising amount of nuns)
and bride of chucky. and seed of chucky.
Mono: AHHH HELL YEAH nica is no longer possessed by chucky so shes free. glenda says the only side theyre on is their own and glens ope guess who just arrived i.. guess glenda likes heels nooo glen u were my fave
of the murder clan i mean
so like, right after nadine
who never killed anyone
(they took a bullet for tiffany) CHURCH
one m,ore episode
but i am sleepy.