Episode 3: Hail Mary!

woo school stuff. give me glen and glenda god dammit lexy judgin chucky on his selfie game
Majo: (man tiff looks so pretty. that's my only insightful commentary)
(shes so pretty!!!!! ugh i hope i look that good when i get to her age. and also when she was 40 cos thats when she did bride of chucky. she looks amazing) theyre tryna interrogate him. its not going well.
prolly cos he has five million bodies at this point for this episode the logo is made out of crucifixes which admittedly made me smile lol this nun is like hi kids this painting challenges you to take on gods perspective OOPS theres the bell guess we'll pick up tomorrow
for real. ok. except jake i'd like to know what you think of cosplaying as god. ok well. now im curious
shes like im here to talk if u want to
cos i think u killed someone. or at least u feel guilty
so there listen man i know you mean well but i dont think jake should forgive the serial killing doll who
1. killed his dad
2. tried to pin it on him
3. is trying to possess him
4. is still trying to pin murders on him and also,
5. IS STILL TRYING TO POSSESS HIM
6. and also got his cousin killed.
a lot happened in season 1. hi my name is lexy and my entire story in this season is drug abuse
and also, being nicer than she was in season one.
i dont hate lexy i think i said it before. but the drug thing is just so extreme idk if it was smart to tackle it
like shes a bully turned friend, i feel like thats enough of an arc especially for a horror show oh noooooo the male version of her saw her take drugs or somethiiiiing im sure hes not gonna die soon anyway
hes all like u cant keep ur meds
so hes clearly gonna use that against her hes all like i know ur mum used to be the mayor let me try and blackmail you also look at how goddamn hogwartsy this school is he just said if they find out about ur drug use youll be stuck in here until ur 18, [just like me]
and uh i guess props to the casting department cos he does look like a kid. so good job there.
also i hate him thanks but im 23 so i think i'll be fine have this with no context
Lou: smallcures? nah, smallchuckies
the smallest of chuckies!
Salsa: smuckies
omg smuckies, yes devon about to kill smucky then jake bursts in like WHYYY like what do u think jake u know how manipulative chucky is hi i dont know what it is u do and i forgot ur name but ur my favourite lil ginger catcholic girl. >this guys reaction to her walkin in
why
Nadine! her name is Nadine oh hes upset cos she needs to confess which, i guess, her confessionals are. something
hes like pls dont but shes like but i need to tho!!! i sinned a lot this week tries to run thats how much he doesnt want to lol shes glen. calling it now. no way shes not shes totally him. somehow
glen and glenda should have a human body anyway since thats how seed of chucky ended meanwhile these two are tryna figure out what chucky is doing
good luck with that they all get together to figure out whats going on and Nadine is just Havin A Good Time
good for you Nadine. u deserve the best. lol they alex'd him yknow, this
theyre showing him the thing like that would do anything???
idk why they think showing a killer horror movies would upset him? its fake lol theyre even doing the eyedrops ok but why. how.
oh through toddler TV. they shoulda tried that from the start
thats torture for anyone and id buy it. omg fwendshiiip it reset him? or at least he's pretending it did ok u cant see devon's tie but him, jake and lexy all have their ties done the same slightly inappropriate way, while Nadine's is done properly. That's a nice little detail have this with no context
(the context is theyre letting nadine watch chucky. great idea lads) ok so jake and devon are sorta fighting because devon doesnt trust the reset chucky, whereas jake thinks they mightve succeeded in getting a useful vessel. Jake was established to think differently in season one. Both Jake and Devon have lost a parent to Chucky (Jake a hateful father, Devon a loving mother)
i guess jake took what the nun said to heart cos hes like HOW AM I FORGIVE ANYBODY ELSE IF I CANT FORGIVE MYSELF
CAN I GET AN AMEN and devon says ok the priest seeing them tho. prolly not. go awaaaay GO AWAY lexys like look man i read the script, ur a genderflipped version of me in season one but you dont gotta be like that but dudeman doesnt accept that
(sry i forgot his name) you dont do that whispery intimidaty voice kid ur like ten years too young for it also him and lexy look like they could be siblings and its grossing me ouuuut
even tho hes just intimidating her platonically. not romantically
lol that sounds weird
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
oh his name is trevor EXCUSE ME WHAT no safe sex for u trevor if u wanna do the do u better cause some teen pregnancies
as jesus willed it what is this. where are glen and glenda. cmon. hi i saw u be gay n i just want u to know i dont agree with that
i can already tell where thats goin
as long as its not tryna justify chuckys serial killing, fair enough theyre in a catholic school and got him an apple cos a course they did anyway nadine loves himk
cos they like, bonded. her and the reset chucky, i mean yeah lexi remember high school musical
theyre leavin her with reset!chucky
glen and glenda when aaaaaaaaaaaaaa cmon she bonds with reset!chucky cos he just asks her about herself and she tells him she used to have a boyfriend named junior. chucky says he likes that name
junior is Jake's cousin, who Chucky coerced into killing his own father in season one.
Junior is also dead thanks to chucky.
so. there tiny lexi cant handle it hi father im here for confessional like i said i would be she confesses that she thinks lexy is an addict
which. theyre prolly gonna use against her when the shouldnt
cos thats the whole point of confession
but i highly doubt theyre gonna honour that. ...a chucky is in with the priest on the other side of the confessional, so thats that
idk if its reset!chucky or another one oop there goes the rosary shes collecting the beads for some reason
note that she doesnt know that chucky strangled the priest and it snapped the rosary
shes just. doing that for no reason jauntily walks thru the hall reciting prayer
oh nadine. idk whats going on with u but i still love u.
>pop music plays
i think its lana del rey
it sounds good i should look it up
as funny as it sounds the chucky tv show has been stellar at incorporating pop music into its ost
it sounds so good and fits perfectly lexy just lost her final pill dropping it down the drain
wonder if her story for this season is getting sober its a nice shot. i just wanted to capture i
t OK WELL the murdered of their priest was likely the chucky they captured.
not much of a surprise
but still. aw :c the show just implied the nun is fine with devon and jakes relationship so the priest is wrong for punishing devon for seemingly no reason. jake just ran in to go like WHAT U DID TO DEVON IS WRONG omg he just implied the nun did something we dont know yet
prolly nothing bad cos hes upset with jake and devon being boyfriends really bitch ur gonna try to start somethin with me meanwhile lexy opens up to nadine weird lookin bathroom
understatement considering he killed
1. ur dad
2. ur boyfriend
3. a buncha other people in ur town ur sorta close to hi i just like the shot. so there ooh guess his plotline is gonna be resolved soon so it also just immediately got rid of trevor so. Weve still got 5 episodes left, whatre we gonna do
also when u have an actor whose hair is not naturally blonde, dont dye it. it looks so so bad.
this fucker looks like geert wilders. and no im not gonna provide any context
chucky killed trevor by punching through him btw which is a little annoying because it eliminates the whole "hes a tiny doll" thing. like if he can just punch trhough people why isnt he doing that all the time ok well. this chucky is still weird OH NVM theres two chuckys
what is going ooooooooon WHY IS THIS ONE SWOLE LOL
WHAT HAPPENED LOOK AT THIS
HAHAHAHA
THIS IS SO STUPID
so that was episode 3
also it was Ethel Cain with Family Tree, not Lana del rey.