Episode 1: Halloween II

(originally watched in January - February of 2023)

im thinkin of maybe blogging chucky
the tv show
which would require me to rewatch season one. which im not opposed to
but god damn am i curious about season two
..i mean, i did do stranger things 4 with no context the hell happened to the hair on this one what hte hell happened to the knife on this one omg tiffany. the best
>all the chucky clones dont recognise tiffany, chuckys real life girlfriend
>all the chucky clnes vaguely remember andy, the kid who owned the first doll he possessed
nani
damn this should mustve had a pretty decent budget, lotta puppetry andy nooooo fuck sake they spend all last season getting together and a course season two is like oh yeah now theyre separated by two hours
tho thats nothin for americans i guess. except for this american. oh i guess jake's in foster care now cos his whole family is dead
im sure chucky isnt gonna fuck that up royally, especially since he now has a child brother
>doesnt kiss his bf cos his foster parents are implied to be homophobic
yeah i dont. i dont expect them to make it very long pop music handshake of romance oh nvm they went for it anyway
four for you jake/devon, four for you so his bebe foster brother called him batman earlier n now he says this
so we got at least one supportive family member well that was cute as fuck
almost makes you forget this is a chucky show. >immediate shot right after
oh its just halloween lol wait, what
but.. i thought.. i thought it was massachusetts? < it is!!!
naniiii ohh. theres two. i shoulda known
so its like. salem, and the cooler salem yayyyyy lol hes batman for halloween his bebe bro, cos a course jake made them. cos hes an ARTIST oh i know that song! fall out boy, right?
jake is getting prank called by chucky cos why not jake mistakes chucky for some homophobic guy named ellis and chucky takes offense to that last bit
i mean we did see him support his "jenda floowid" kid in the first series
well. verbally at least we know where this is gonna go
oh i thought he was gonna reveal hes chucky and be like I KILL EVERYONE LOL but nope
just hangs up yknow u could just not pick up. our third mc is making out with some rando cos her entire personality is
1. drugs
2. making out with guys
3. being a bit of a cunt id like to note these characters are 14 iirc. i liked season one alright but the female mc is so weirdly written, i can buy her being a bullying little twit but the drugs and all that shit?? shes so young, what the hell
oh chucky is in her house btw. shes like hold on lemme go snort some coke cos i cant handle you being a virgin, my fellow tween
what the fuuuuuuck like i know kids like this exist but you really want to depict that in your murderdoll show? why? u watch too much euphoria??
oh yeah the boys called the cops cos chuckys in her house
maybe theyll arrest her lol jesus lexy ur sister is like seven ur such a twat for not taking care of her
idk if shes supposed to have all the bad personality traits of a slasher victim that usually dies early on but. again. i dont understand lexys character in this show oh yeh her mum is the mayor of hackensack or wherever they live btw.
by they i mean her and devon since jake moved away
also thats the least flattering keyhole top i have ever seen, how do you fuck that up oh psychiatrist lady im sure thats not gonna somehow end up with u owning either chucky or tiff and dying horribly or whatever aaaaand of course she just straight up owns one of the kinda dolls tiffany possesses
i dont think the og belle's eyes were green until tiffany possessed her though.. idk if thats a red herring god she looks so much like linda de mol here its throwin me off dutch tv woman and sister of the owner of endemol productions
some very useful dutch trivia for you there anyway caroline (the lil sis) is fully back into her creepy doll era and lexy looks like shes about to drop an overproduced and meme-worthy pop song everyone listens to ironically for like, one summer oh wait the og doll's eyes were green too, tiffany as a human actually doesnt have green eyes. my bad hi have thsi with no context cos its funnier that way
tho i would like to note this doll hasn't given any sign of life so far
she coulda been tying up a teddybear in its stead
Acea: At first i thought this is about megan
Acea:But nope other spooky horror doll so lexy is makin her sister repeat this and im. i happen to know chucky and tiff's son/daughter are in this and im wonderin if this is gonna backfire
i do wanna see megan! but uh yeah no this is just chucky
the og creepy doll
Acea: Classic chuck
dunno if i can find megan in good quality yet lexy: what have you got there?
caroline: a knife!
lexy: good how does a fourteen year old afford that in 2022 >getting high cos thats like her whole personality
whyyyyy look i know theres people who hate her more than chucky which i do think is a bit much but she fucking dressed as Jake's dead dad for halloween in season one and constantly made fun of him for being poor so i really dont get this main character role she has
i might be misremembering but i think she was also forcing him out of the closet before he was ready ????? they just said bride of chucky is a movie in universe??? whaaaaaat
what..
i mean in seed theyre making a movie so.. i guess its all still canon? still, confusing ok well this is clearly not great for carolines psyche
idk why i said that like its a surprise GIVE ME YOUR SHIRT heres another shot with no context chuckys all like im gonna detonate the bomb when lexy is here so i can kill u all at once but lexy is too busy snorting her mums drugs to come down the stairs
probably passes out in the bathroom in a second or whatever
i would hate this less if lexy wasnt the only female character carried over into season 2 huh, weird colour for a bomb theyre ok. woo jake devon and lexy are sent off to a catholic school for troubled youth cos they think they built the bomb that destroyed the house and killed jake's bebe foster brother. hilarity ensues!
and by hilarity i mean the rest of the plot. NUUUUUUNS didnt think i'd be able to use that image twice in such a short span of time, but here we are. canadian casting everyone!
apparently they needed a whole separate person for that.