maybe this one wont be covered in casino ads
fwiw i like the music playing over the universal logo a lil generic but still immersive
also priestess hunting for poorly secured keycaps part 2
turns out tapping them rly hard while watching final destination didnt work
so now im doing the fix the internet provided me with: painters tape inside the keycap
pray it works or i'll be devastated
dfff f f f f f f f f f hffff f ff
gosd i hate the f key
stay in place u bastard
blumhouse! when the knives and forks come for ur class i hope youll be spared for giving us mediocre horror movies all these years i do appreciate it
also fear the spotlight was a cute horror game so thank u for that too
thank fuck megan doesnt have an f in it
this button is still fighting me
guess blumhouse didnt fund megan 2 that much cos theres like, three more companies on it
ohmygod its like im watching 24. (i never saw 24)
(i just imagine this is what War On Terror era media looked like)
oh no megan joins the war on terror on the side of: war maybe
idk what hes gonna reveeal
this mans makin me feel less bad about my pre-pms skin i gotta say id say sorry but im not. thank u for ur service moustache man
this is some more higher ranking person whos like YO TF UR DOIN and hes like were merely loanin an asset to the iraqis and shes like ok lemme give u the line to lead the movie to a hard cut
...ok well i didnt expect the cut to go to the goons from home alone dragging some guy into the room but ok
>some guy
oh its megan. played by a human this time
cook minding his own business while megan does some spidershit in the bg if this whole movie is dusty 2000s war shit im outtie 5000
she poisons some enemies cos they dont know shes a robot i guess
aw ye i look hella appropriate for the war on terror nobody would suspect ME!!
dunno who he is but i like his glasses
and waistcoat. he rly looked at his closet that morning and went "im gonna look GOOD today" my f key meanwhile aborted position again ON A SENTENCE WITH NO F IN IT
never get custom key caps kids this shit is not worth it
oops megan shot the guy in the waistcoat and she probably wasnt supposed to
theyre like CONFIRM UR OBJECTIVE and megan says some dumb marvel shit s what u get for using chatgpt lads
Joker: This is why you never trust robots to do people jobs (which in this case is murder)
Joker: OH NO not marvel humor
oh absolutely
this is a fake loading screen and it totally got me lol good job movie
SYKE its the G in megan!!!!
we cut to the lil girl from the og movie talking to some gov official. screenshot cos i stg i own some version of these Docs no yellow stitching though. Mine look less... Doc-y, i suppose
hi im a therapist so my wall is green and i have a flower motif
oh look its her! from the first movie. and also haunting on hill house or smt (i liked it i forgot the name sorry) now featuring: horrible bangs
who did that to you
her aunt was sued for megan being a murdered and stuff cos her aunt made megan and all
my g button came off. this might be an issue
or not. considering im typing all this without said g button
her aunt was like omg i can turn this into a TED talk and she did (g button aggressively reinstated btw)
Joker: Just do what I did when I lost my e button - copy and paste it on a doc so you can use it when needed
now she does karate cos shes not looking at a screen all the time n her aunt is like. doing AI for good or whatever
somehow this will lead to megan being an army asset
i mean if this means she'll stop treading on Chuckys toes i guess thats good
apparently kids cant use phones in school anymore thanks to karate!kids aunt
I KNOW KARATE NOW SO U CANT BE MEAN TO ME
(imagined every kid who took karate in middle school ever)
her aunts like u cant snap other kids bones thats bad ok well dont put her on it then
i kicked a girl in the head once in capoeira class
..not out of revenge i just. didnt lift my leg high enough
and it was just a demo class for high school
BUT STILL
ooh i like her vest thingie i could knit that
theyre at aunties new companie btw
she works there
this is their gross ass current newest robot who is introduced with Fallout music for those who have played the games or watched the show
just. imagine that kinda music
the girls name is cady and her aunt is gemma. also cady is wearing a 90s choker. i guess these abominations are back in fashion? i mean no shade to you if you wear them they just legit made me feel like i was choking so i hate them.
oh hes not a robot its just the suit hes wearing. sorry actor guy
he can lift heavy shit but also the suit is prone to malfunctioning. so thats great
oops her machine thingie punched an investor in the face. now what
ooh another knit vest. but its grey. boring
also sidenote i feel this guy so hard right now.
fuckin hell shes even wearing a slightly toned down version of a windbreaker. the 90s rly are back
theyre being hacked by half of flight of the conchord and also cheetos funded this movie pls where is the brightness. all we get is subdued tracksuits and shitty chokers. this is bs
im also not joking with my shitty flight of the conchords joke that really is jemaine clement.
i. dont know why hes here. but he sure is
Joker: Maybe he needed to pay off for another mansion?
u think hes the type to do that? idk what clements money sitch is i guess
Joker: It's usually my go-to for "why well-known actor is in weird film". It's either that or his talent agent really oversold what sort of movie this was
id agree but idk the conchords being from new zealand and not rly huge outside of what we do in the shadows they wouldnt really fall into that category
hes like ur shit dont work right cos u gotta tap into ppls brains and i got a patent on that (hes the one billionare she hasnt contacted for funding apparently)
shes like im racist against cyborgs u know this alton (his name is alton)
hes like look my product works cos i can stand and the fallout music plays when i do so
her team of two people is like omg hes standing. we cant resist the offer gemma but hell maybe they do, i cant explain why hes in this after all
except for like. friends with a writer/director i suppose
nyoom i take my leave. richly gemmas like "if u put an AI inside a human brain it'll take over" which im sure wont come back
INTRODUCING! guy in hot coat hot as in sweaty. i hate heat. id be so angry if i was this man
..i guess he was hot lol he immediately took it off when he got to his hotel.
im sorry what u cant catch me out like that
gdi now i gotta relisten
..maybe that was dutch but thats not this mans motherlanguage lol
l +l l =
;
sorrythat wass me replacing my l key.
ok yeah he is speaking dutch but the actor is clearly not
hes trying though and i gotta respect that
like i can tell what hes saying and hes trying to do a specific accent so. u did what u could
outside of the movie actually hiring a dutchman..
anyways megans in his suitcase so rip to this man, probably wonder if he'll say KUT!
or GODVERDOMME!
or TERING!!
place ur bets now
whats the dutchman gonna say when he sees megan
a: kut
b: godverdomme
c: tering
d: fuck cos they're lame and the audience speaks english
Lou: i hope im wrong, but
Lou: i suspect d
;_; i suspect youll be right
he takes a shower and then DUN DUN notices the suitcases are open
DUN DUN this megan looks more uncanny than the kid one from the first one good god
Lou: why does she look 30
thats the point i guess
SURPRISE none of the answers was right! she breaks his neck before he can say anything. id rather itd just been "fuck" then.
:/
pls movie put megan in a swarovski top
she danced in the first movie lets have her sing in this one lol
Lou: coming to broadway: megan the musical
meanwhile: cady fucks with the lights in the house cos she cant leave Siri alone cos i guess nobody learned anything from the first movie
Lou: i dont think this movie had sweden's esc budget we all know the swedes shell OUT on esc and idk if Megan 2 cares that much
spent most of the budget on jemaine clement probably
rip
oh the aunts all stop using siri cady siri is Elsie btw.
and alton is steve jobs
if steve jobs was in a wheelchair. and not dead.
and also from new zealand
i mean ffs they named him alton APPLETON
they were like "do u get it audience aggressively snaps fingers in ur face multiple times
Joker: If they were going to make the joke, they should have made him Elon Musk instead (He's the one trying to put robots in people's brains)
cady is going into computer science cos shes good at it even tho her aunt doesnt want her to, and her aunts friend is talking about how her relationship with megan just consisted of 1s and 0s and how a computer will destroy the world to achieve its goals which is causing cady to like .go into a deep thought we dont get to hear
she flashes back to a vthing megan told her spoiler for movie 1 megan very much tried to kill her at the end
but ok
ok looking into it maybe she wasnt gonna kill cady
but she did try to kill gemma
Lou: (whos gemma)
(gemma is cady's aunt, in the grey vest)
to give a quick recap on the first movie
gemma is a genius programmer who originally created toys. her sibling died leaving her as the caretaker of cady while shes wholly unequipped to take care of a child (mainly emotionally. shes super distant by nature) so she gave cady megan to connect with, megan originally being a toy she created but now shes like a companion to help process grief
megan then takes her directives too literally being an AI and all and starts killing anyone and anything she htinks is a danger to Cady
causing Gemma to have to eventually destroy her
end of movie
Lou: thank u for the recap i appreciate it
cady's shown programming. something and giving it some extra directives
oh no! machine doesnt know what morality is better tell it to consume some philosophy books
dun dun! roomba
..they get attacked by some elite squad or something but then some home alone shenanigans get them out of it????
..theyre fbi. this fucker got trapped in a murphy bed.
this is so stupid and were not even half an hour in
the fbi is like we need ur expertise to deal w/ this robot from another guy i think. im not sure. this thing isnt megan i guess
might keep calling it megan cos idc
oh amelia (war android) was based on megan so. she is literally megan 2.0
hee hee hoo hoo i love war narratives.
ppl keep pointing out her aparment is super luxurious including this FBI guy and im just gonna assume 3 grand is a small rent or mortgage in the US cos holy shit as a european that sounds fucking insane. and im not putting it past film makers to not know what a normal amount of money is to normal real people
oh this tiny robot is their home security btw.
the fbi is like build us a megan of our own and shes like nahhhh
Lou: not in the us, im in canada, but like... it IS insane but also it is very very quickly becoming the norm
hi my names megan let me throw some outdated millenial humour at you in the form of ptsd cos im not actually here
oh. ok
wow so deep
judging by her voice and her speech shes clearly based on Glados from the Portal games but shes like. super lame while glados was funny and actually pretty scary
gemma's like let me meatshame you (idk what u fcall shaming somoene for not being alive)
megans like u were mean to me and that hurt so im totes alive bitch
gemmas like why would u help us and megans like cos u programmed me to protect cady and i cant help that cos i guess amelia is a danger to cady cos she'll target gemma
this is like sadako vs kayako ..maybe i should watch that instead
woo megan new body get assitant doesnt agree
assistant also has a lot of teeth
wow she can swear. can the current ais even do that.
hang on
jesus copilot i didnt need a whole novel
and people are upset chatgpt 5 is more consise and has no personality. at least it gets to the fuckin point
asked copilot the same thing for fairness (even tho these two are the same AI so idk why im even bothering with both) and still got a novel prissy bitch
Lou: i think meatshame should become the new word
Lou: im gonna meatshame whatever ai thisbis for being a loser who doesn't say fuck
copilot is such a nerd
i tried to open word on my pc at work the other day and somehow i got copilot instead
granted when i went "wtf dude i just want word" it opened word for me but good god microsoft goes hard on that AI
so yeah megan now looks like a lil post 2020s pixar mascot instead of her almost!human girl body
her lil hand pointy thing makes me think of EVE but EVE had a better design
moxie (megan's body) looks more like. idk. cheap
which to be fair they put her togetherf in a single day
no time for finessing design
i mean yeah it does kinda look like it was made to rot baby brains anyways megan tells them the battery in Alton's products are designed to have a killswitch in them to make it so people have to replace them every two years
as many big tech companies are accused of doing
also idk if its the direction but this ladys kind of a bad actress sry megans like u should go to alton's party to get to his server
and shes like uhm no!!! And shes like its our only option and hell just think ur desperate its fine
so i guess shes gonna go do it
shes hiding it from cady and i guess shes taking the ugly megan robot with her to the party lol ngl it kinda got me now im a lil invested. putting megan into a lil robot she hates is pretty funny
Lou: (is that gemma)
Lou: (sorry all these white women look the same)
(yes)
(dw shes had a lot of outfit changes i get it)
Lou: OH MY GOD SHE WAS PETER PAN
Lou: IN PETER PAN LIVE
meanwhile cadys wearing another hella 90s fit (i can say hella)
(cos its 90s)
(and people said hella then)
(dont correct me)
WAIT WHAT GEMMA WAS??
Lou: GEMMA WAS
..AS PETER
?
Lou: AS PETER
OH MY GOD
Lou: as a little pre transition musical theatre boy i used to want to play peter SO bad because "its a boy role played by a woman i can do that!!!!!"
....
that maybe, in hindsight, should have been a tell
how tf do u know what a portuguese prostitute looks like do we need to have a talk cady
Lou: cady's unsupervised internet access has been ruining her
shes been writing if else statements into their home robot to hide her portuguese VPN searches
thats so sweet, i hope thats not weird to say
Lou: IT IS NOT DONT WORRY
Lou: YOURE ALL GOOD
to be fair to this actress, from my memory of the first movie Gemma is supposed to be kinda bad with people and be sort of detached overall, so maybe shes just trying to convey that and.. its. not going very well OTL
Lou: i did mean to share this before getting sidetracked by peter pan live this is all shes been in in terms of movies apparently
so either portuguese prostitutes wear floor length dresses or they carry around little robots cos i dont see what about this outfit screams sex worker oh she was in get out!
i. dont remember her
jesus i keep taking bad still of this woman. i swear its not on purpose megan keeps sassing her at the party
so shes like uhhh like megan, shut up??
Lou: apparently she was the girlfriend
thats what i immediately thought of, then concluded i couldnt remember what the girlfriend looked like ._.;
omg amelia is also at the party Lou: wait why is amelia gorgeous while megan looks uncanny
altons like wooo everyone look at me i can dance now!! Lou: ello???? beautiful woman
Lou: amelia not
Lou: not alton
i think amelia has the face of a real actress
megan meanwhile i thiiiink is a prosthetic they created
which is cool cos she looks super uncanny because of it
but uh i guess they ditched that for amelia
amelia makes eyecontact with alton like hi im here for to murder of you (presumably)
(audience guffaws)
(ok weird shot. shes checking his pockets cos megan told her to) she finds one of her workers at the same event shes at and shes like OMG i cant believe youre trying to sell us out to alton!!
he has some kinda access card she can use to get into different areas of the party
ok well Alton Seduction Arc avoided so thanks for that now its time for Gemma Spy Era and also her worker is there
and. also the fbi.
im just not gonna close my eyes while i down this whole cocktail cos humans probably dont, either
(audience giggles) Lou: now going to stare blankly while i am drinking literally anything
ngl i did while i drank a sip of my glass just now
and i kinda thought huh i probably dont blink every time i do this
but. i also dont stare into nothing i dont think
hm
Lou: i find its easier if u have something to stare at
Lou: like i picked my dad's horror movie posters
he takes her somewhere private to get murdered very considerate
Lou: wish someone would murder me in the pleasure dome
time to juxtapose sexy murderscene with goofy spy scene
oooh i wonder if theres more in the set. i like the use of last names
i like his sofa pillows. i'll give him that my focus would be very lost
i would not be a good spy. or murderer
meanwhile these two are in a server room that makes the guys shirt look super rad brightest hawaiian shirt in the world
dun dun megan found out amelia is here coulda just looked at the woman who never blinks at the party but fair enough
amelia attacks alton
..and puts on music and makes his bed spin for. reasons.
and now hes dead. i feel worse for the fake tech billionaire than if this'd have happened to one of the real ones.
cos at least the fake one is a funny actor who's work ive liked.
and hes also not a fucking billionaire.
oh her workers name is cole. thank u subs
fbi dead thank u pls tell me that gets rid of this stupid storyline now its just a terminator movie really..
if the terminator wore a rly sparkly gold dress
girl what is this facial expression it doesnt look like fear
Lou: are we sure that wouldn't make the terminator better
oh it would 100% make the terminator better
megans like pls let me at her
face of im being let at her (n by that i mean megan's messing with the surrounding tech to get amelia to leave)
gdi why are u still alive
they have to drive some stupid supercar to get to wherever amelia's going first like idfk who the funding is for this stupid car to be here
but its dumb and i hate it
megans like "appleton owns all the servers" yadda yadda then somehow this stupid ass car, that is owned by appleton (aston, yknow, the dead guy) isnt on that network
am i supposed to be impressed
trhis car looks so fucking stupid. do rich people think this looks good.
cos it fucking doesnt.
Lou: why is it flat........
megans driving the car and just imagine all the stupid millenial jokes you can think of while their driving and thats whats going on right now
aerodynamics
or something
idfk
meanwhile back home amelia's hacked the suit gemma's studio built and now it's attacking her other worker and Cady
robot megan is outside to taunt amelia hope she punts her
i kinda like little megan but. thatd still be funny
ok well i said punt. stomp is less fun
meanwhile the crew finds out theres a wholeass other area below gemma's house which is why her rent was so low or something
cos. the government yadda yadda
oh i guess somehow megan did it through credit fraud and shhe built this bunker to keep cady safe.
megans like pls live down here. the world is gonna end
gemma's like haha oops
omg megans been trying to rebuild herself
shes like ok so whatevs im a huge animatronic pls look at this room i made you which. is kinda cute
more megan being nice to cady pls
i like the design of robot!megan they animated her really nicely and she still looks spooky
its good
yeh ur niece was like megan its the right thing to do and i was like ok FINE
i mean i know i tried to kill you and stuff but to be fair that was cos u programmed me that way
megan has some kinda supercomputer in her basement which she shows the moment gemma says ~"where would we get the equipment" so cole can make another millenial quip
after a megan rebuild montage she has a new body aka shes played by a short actress with a mask on
like this. but megan.
full fit check also hatespeech against humans
but then again gemma did it to her earlier so fair enough
blah blah tech shit we all love when we watch an action/horror movie megan explains to them theres a motherboard from 1984 thats been kept under lock and key by the government ever since it killed its owners after concluding it'd be at maximum efficiency if it killed them and that amelia is trying to free it because to her that motherboard is part of her family (i think. im not sure). when she frees it it'll fuck up all AI tech to think the same way and doomsday will happen and basically skynet terminator is real omg where is sarah connor.
(the movie didnt say that)
(i did)
(id be angry if the movie said it.)
(even tho i just did myself)
theyre at an event where a friend of gemma's is advocating for anti Ai laws and megan dances id explain more but the only important thing is that megan dances
just like when it went viral on tiktok
remember gay icon megan you guys
i think gemma being a bad actress is extra noticeable cos cady is a good actress
she is being out-acted by a child.
still dancing so hype
and also the fbi is there.
oh no the pointy ass robot the event had on display for some reason has come alive and is attacking people!!
finally, some horror! i would say, except this movie is pg13 and there's disney movies more violent than this.
oh i guess she talks through the suit
im like robot hitgirl tee hee
they get into a fight cos megan didnt stop amelia but she blames gemma for her programming meanwhile cole bitches about his van (that they are in) getting damaged cos, yknow, marvel tier writing
lady this is not an emotion you cant make this face for every scene
"if my eyes are watery enough ppl will deduce the emotion from that" NO
DUN DUN omg her friend is evil wouldathought.
this is her friend btw. i never screenshotted him cos the movie actually doesnt show him that much for a late reveal villain.
...if thats not chloe grace moretz this actress looks a hell of a lot like chloe grace moretz.
GOD DAMN I GUESS IM JUST SUPER FACE BLIND HUH
some shit goes down and gemma comes to the same conclusion as the start of the film
yknow like in the future when it becomes sentient or whatever instead of "oops i deleted your vibe code"
(pls keep deleting vibe code AI)
(fuck ai bros)
this man refuses to die Lou: why does he look like Blaine from glee
moral of the story: raise ur ai like its ur child hahaha he does
also i full on admit i skipped around in the movie. it was boring. it was a boring action movie.
megan's clippy now btw
yay im so happy about that
look at my wide eyes and teeth. so happy my f button is still broken. rip
also megan died while killing amelia
who was l;ike ALL I WANTED WAS A FAMILY ;_;
which is why gemma was like "treat ur AI like its ur baby"
i liked when megan wanted to be cady's friend
i did not like when anything else was happening
oh jemaine clement was also fun i guess. cos it was him Jryn: I know nothing of Megan but one of the comic book shops in my town had a life sized Megan doll for sale and she was HORRIFYING, thank god she sold so I don't have to stare at her everytime I go in there
ohmygod someone bought thatr
Jryn: IT WAS LIKE 700 DOLLARS IDK WHY SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT
apparently megan 2 bombed at the box office
fwiw i think almost everything bombs nowadays cos the budgets are so fucking ridiculous
but still Mono: It looked pretty bad
Mono: the marketing really felt like they were forcing this cult classic vibe but it was uhhh.... cringe, for lack of better word
they tried to make terminator 2 but instead of arnold schwarzenegger its a little girl who says fuck a lot
like no wonder people didnt go to see it
i only watched it cos i didnt know they flipped to another genre lol
Mono: It's always a dangerous move
time to be dismissive of this movie on letterboxd
the advertising of it was cringy af too cos she went viral with her little dance on tiktok in the first movie
Mono: they really thought megan could carry a franchise and a genre shift..
Also cos of my skipping around I missed the obvious twist that Gemma's boyfriend was actually piloting Amelia the whole time and somehow he did all of it to support his anti AI message (idfk). Until the last fight where she becomes sentient and kills him and them megan kills them both with an EMP blast
yet i feel like i didnt miss anything lol
"ai can be good if we train it properly" thank u movie i'll stop trying to make ChatGPT evil
wow nos (Dutch national news), topical not if megan has a say in it