
anyways i heard some people talk about wicked n i thought hey. mean girls film. heard it was bad
im here for Apex Predator n thats it
lesdodis
its christmas in like a week work feels weird i can totally watch a movie at midnight its fiiiine


i mean, probably


so. theres that. not that he put another shirt over top of it tho
from the camera i figure its supposed to be 2024 in this one
oh shit they dumped this movie into january. that usually means they had no faith in it.. that is really harsh
didnt know it wasnt given a chance from the getgo

shoulda let dontnod make it into a game
wouldve had the same result probably
but at least id be able to walk around scenes and stuff





fucking hell her voice is either really weak or this song is just bad

just like when damien said someone was gonna get hit by a bus
u better already know the original if u watch this one kids!!!


(what the fuck is that flag)

whomststs
....illinois? [it is. cos janis is in the illinois art contest. hell yeh i identified the blurry flag]
are trhere any songs about where she's at..?

is this the kinda musical where literally 99% of the dialogue is a song
also the fashion says its still the early 2000s. whats happening
janis has a smartphone

i mean the fashion in the og mean girls was atrocious but it was the early 2000s and that was the truth

wheres the temu clothes.
wheres the horizontal stripe with the skinny jean.
yknow the shit you wear in small towns so the girls dont bully you to death
(idfk what american kids wear. so im just projecting dutch small town fashion lol forgive me)

i mean if i was a teacher i dont think id even be mad. id be like hell ye u do some crafts in my class. unless their grades drop.
Acea: Oh its auli'i cravalho? :o wooh


i['ll try to capture it on her next look
cos i bet she'll have it again
look id up the quality but then the film will grind to a halt
we got limited resources here

and also the uh. head of schools. i forgot the title
Acea: Heey and uhh the cannibal from bb99
also i know i dunked on her fit but thats the same thing lindsay lohan wore isnt it
im sorry the what
Acea: The cannibal from brooklyn 99
Acea: b.brooklyn 99 had a cannibal story

same facial hair n everything
Acea: I hope he isnt a cannobal here too
Acea: Maybe its his cannibal fit
he eats people when the schoolwork gets too stressful
Acea: That is understandable

tho her outfit is different during her first class which. is weird
Acea: Wow ur mind
Acea: Even wilder that u remember it
i cant remember anything important but god damn do i remember outfits from movies i watched years ago
Acea: Anyway is that a horror movie actually
Acea: With tina fey??


idk how much she had to do with the musical tho

Acea: Wait is this mean girls???
Acea: Like a reboot
yes! it came out at the start of this year.
ts not really a reboot i think, but the film got a musical a while back and they turned that into a movie
Acea: I thought its s horror flick lol
so theres al otta songs and shit

Acea: Now i have different expectations
well u know its been so long since the duff i thought i'd watch another romcom.thing.thingiegirlmovie
Okay an Adaptation ion then i guess
yeah i think thats a good way to put it!
Acea: I remember the duff fondly
it was fun to liveblog
but god what an awful movie

Acea: French is more musicaly
but i like german better..

fuck who is this...
i mean i know she wont show up again but god this is gonna bother me
Acea: I think ive seen her too
Acea: In unimportant roles

half expect janis to still call him too gay to function at this point
also janis' eyeliner disappeared. nani its still the same day


its so aggressively... grungy
that sheepy cardigan kills tho i love it
not that i hate what everyone else looks like im just surprised

guess they had no outside area
then again the og film did this

whereas she stood out in the 2004 movie cos she was an artsy goth kid
kind of a weird decision

do u think we'll get the danny devito joke

but they added "almost".
i. didnt think theyd keep it lol

where i think it happened maybe once or twice
here i think its been like, five times
gonna bet money regina will do it too
gonna have a song called "its cady not caddy"


i guess its monday

tho now i can see its attached to her wing so it makes a lil more sense.
Acea: Oh
Acea: It looks unfinished idk
nyways left is this movies gretchen and right is karen.

yeah ikr? Idk if they did it cos shes supposed to be a teen so maybe still figuring out makeup but idk. it just doesnt look nice
it doesnt go with her clothes at all


Acea: But couldnt do it
ugggh i wish theydve just gone this hard. at least janis would stand out then


Acea: Eldritch Regina george

..which is also a high school movie
but. still

he doesnt look real
Acea: SHE DOESNT Look Grunge but she still Looks Like... Too edgy even If she doesnt Look edgy U know what i.mean

Acea: Like Public accepted edgy
yeah they really held back
everyone's the same style
even regina fits it
cos they put her in all black
fuckin choices
Acea: What an odd choice man

Acea: The Transition for cady will BE odd
Acea: idk if its just cos im older now or something but idk. its not hitting
No i agree
really weird casting in this movie
id say so far but the only person who hasnt been introduced yet is the love interest and he doesnt matter lol
U Need to have a presence for Regina and also the right clothes ofc

>completely mismatched fashions
regina looks like she fell off a motorbike and gretchen like shes late for calculus
So oddddd
Everyone does what Regina does
Acea: Man i dont wanna BE mean to.this Actress
Acea: Im Sure shes nice
Acea: But u Need Strong facial Features to BE regina

yeah i know what you mean


like this was intimidating
this was scary
it worked!!
maybe they got this girl for her voice or whatever but... how hard is it to find an actress who fits the role and who can sing
Acea: Idk if campys the right word but it feels like they lost it by making actors play less theatrical

you need that air of kinda terrifying teenage girl
thats a trope, thats a thing some actresses can hit and god i feel bad saying it but this girl just. isnt it
Acea: And u need it for regina
yeah its weird! its a musical but its almost like they tried to make everyone more real or something
Acea: Bc u need to believe that she is that teenage queen b grade a manipulator

i dont believe girls in 2024 are wearing this to school lol
yeah its like the one prerequisite for regina
her name literally means queen


All leathered out lol probably not
Acea: Definitely not regina
Weird choicesssss

what is this makeuuuup
Acea: They wouldnt have to do this if they just her be the only edgy girl

this should be more over the top and campy than the original movie but somehow its way more bland so far??

aron or whatever his name was?
i mean i know he doesnt add anything but.
who is the casting director i need a word, desperately
for literally every casting choice in this

the songs are also abrupt as fuck so far lol
Acea:Lmao okay i think the guy in the og was already likeā¦ boring appearancewise
Acea: But he looks like the outsider kid the main girl doesnt wanna date
the song about this guy just started outta nowhere, didnt flow into the scene at all
yeah he was boring af but he was generically pretty so i understood why they cast him
like dont get me wrong i hated him lol
i mean if this film somehow does something more interesting with him im here for it
hes. kinda hard to buy as the queen bee's ex but regina is also hard to buy as the queen bee..
Acea: I hope not
Acea: It aint about him

i mean its a musical. but it still looks funny
if it was up to me i'd cut him but he's here so i hope at least its slightly less boring. but i guess ur right it might be better if he just has as little screentime as possible
Acea: This is really bad btw




these choices. i swear to god

is this what the girlies wear on tiktok?
Majo: christ on a bike what the hell is this
is that what the ywear to school?
Majo: sorry this was like. my breaking point in your fashion showings so far. Yucky.

both her outfits have looked nice so far
shes like, the only one lol

who is this for
Acea: Man i get that they wanna dress her more urban, hiphop inspired like girlies nowadays do
Acea: But this aint it
Acea: The colours are a mess
anyone who knows the original is gonna compare it negatively and anyone who doesnt is just gonna be confused why they don't let any of their lines rest and give them time
Acea: Can anyone act in this movie??
yeah just dress her more expensive. fucking hell a juicy couture suit would be more in fashion right now

like im not even kidding you put regina in this she can murder the whole school and they would thank her
that shit is back
Acea: I wonder how theyll do the cutting holesin top look
but no we get weird orange/pink tye dye corset top and whatever the fuck those trousers are


they shoo'd kevin and he gives cady his card. cos he has one. for no reason. its extra. i like it

DO THE SONG
U CAN ACTUALLY FLOW INTO THIS NATURALLY RN COMEON COMEON

shes not gothy anymore but her whole outfit is super cobbled together, almost everything on it is customised, it tells a story
n we get fuckin. me myself n i DIY i-stole-my-mums-eyeshadow janis


it was almost seamless but its not cos its janis who is watching everyone randomly start doing this instead of in cady's mind, like the original movie


thats not distracting or anything.

it was one scene in the movie ffs for like half a minute cady likened high school to the savannah
here its a wholeass song trying to set the scene why people fear regina and IT DOESNT WORK COS THEY SHOW PEOPLE ACTING LIKE MONKEYS WHEN REGINA ROARS AT THEM ITS SO SILLY

i do like the shot of these three looking on tho its kinda cute


karen tho. still cute

maybe it was the musical version..
this ones underwhelming with really dumb visuals

Acea: Reginas not cunty enough
shit fuck i think thats actually regina george's original actress
i cant get over how much she doesnt work
Acea: Ohh i know her

idk how i thought it was now lol
shes way.
ok sorry
smaller time

also janis isnt just presumed lesbian shes also a pyromaniac now i guess.
so shes lebanese and. pyro.. idfk what can u mistake pyromania for
oh wait i forgot cady says that line oops

and even she fucks up lines. im wondering if its the director
Majo: I looked it up and apparently it just means hot lesbian
maybe theyre going for a regina is gay for janis storyline
doubt it tho
they did say janis sets shit on fire btw
oh gretchen is hispanic now instead of jewish despite.. her.. name being gretchen???
maybe shes both
no mention of her dad being the inventor of toasterstrudel tho
Majo: Crime

also i swear regina wears this coat in the og movie
Acea: Oh maybe
Acea: If anyone knows its u

close?
Acea: Close
ty

cool needlework tho.


we dont need two songs for aaron he adds nothing he added nothing to the original movie he isnt worth it come on.
How many songs can we put in this


yknow this one
Acea: Im ready
And her corpse bride look!!
yeah i hope they kept it

i forgot about tiktok.




did they spend money on the movie or some shit. why are they here
Acea: Oh my god i know these ppl on the side

like thats the point.
WAIT I KNOW
cos her outfit is distracting!!!
this is too much
Majo: I will never be okay with tiktoks in movies
Majo: I wish i were but
Majo: I cant im too old

but shes an angel or something in this one?
Majo: Everythings getting woke
hi im an angel cos thats more ironic or something.
Acea: Uhh idk these lol
Acea: Looks like a chicken

Very deep metaphor here
Regina the personified evil dresses up as an angel
I will write 10 pages about this twist

god i want to bang my head against a wall i stg
Acea: Wow Trendsetter fr

more stupid coreography that grinds the movie to a halt
Acea:Im sry but why do they refuse so hard to make regina cunty

Acea: At least make her a slutty angel
this is the point where she lies to aaron about regina and he gets back together with her so idk what this is supposed to get across
Acea: Wow symbolic
the song is pretty cool but the visuals kinda fuck it up


its ok when he does it but not when she does it or something. idk what the message is





idk what they thought they were doing with this storyline but they didnt. this is so bad
like oh yeah lets make regina right instead of extremely self obsessed who needs to learn a lesson
Lou: the only good parts of this movie were janis and damian and they cut both of damian's musical numbers
+ i like damian but janis is pretty bitchy
Lou: which is a travesty because i love his songs from the actual stage musical
i really dont like that she calls cady caddy
thats so mean
i figured its a bad adaption and the musical might actually be fun
but godddd is it a bad adaption
Lou: janis was always kind of a bitch that was the whole point of the original movie that the girls were all kinda mean
yeah but she was friendly enough at the start
Lou: but yes the actual musical is pretty good i enjoy it
none of that oh geez idk if u can join uss!! they called themselves the coolest people you'll ever meet
they were welcoming to cady so obviously she took to them
these two dont do that
she has a bit of a friendly air before we find out she lets her hate for regina rule everything
Lou: i didn't. completely and utterly loathe this movie version as far as things go. i think the vocals on almost everyone are mostly okay with one glaring fucking exception lmfao.

Lou: i will never be over them cutting BOTH of damian's songs. his two numbers are tied with revenge party (the number u are watching now) for best in show imo
god yeah im waiting for this to end so i can check out one of the musical songs lol
i remember apex predator sounding better than this..
Lou: revenge party is my favourite part of the movie i really like how they shot it
Lou: and also damian and janis are the best vocalists in this movie. sorry renee rapp i love u but they demolished u here.
im sorry which one is renee rapp OTL
Lou: regina lmao

oh yeah me n acea were talking about how she is. just not regina george
she sings well but she doesnt work for the part sry

Lou: she played regina on broadway and did it better there lmfao
Acea: I think ppl like renee rapp? Ive read the name before
Lou: like she was incredibly hyped for this bc she slayed the role on broadway but she didn't impress me here

Acea: I hope shes more theatrical om broadway
aw that makes me feel a lil sad but yeah she doesnt work for the movie role :(
Lou: I'm choosing to blame whoever directed this monstrosity

why do they keep putting her in this

is that why shes here.
nepotism?
Acea: Im lost
Did regina create a filter
why does she look fucking exactly like pam from the office
Lou: god i hate her as cady she is the worst part of this movie
yeah sorta. their revenge was to try and make her look bad but it made a tiktok filter popular. yknow instead of the holy shirt
Lou: she has all the charisma and vocal/acting chops of a tumbleweed
Acea: Lmao she does
Acea: I cant hear her through the frames priestess shares but
shes mildly a nepotism baby cos both her parents are in film but neither are actors.
could still explain why shes here tho cos her voice is weak and she cant act.
Lou: she is awful here

the office fit really doesnt help here.
Lou: would now be a bad time to mention ollie and i watched this in theatres when it came out...
also wow aaron is just as bad as in the original film lol
my condolences to you both
Lou: great because we did. we paid actual canadian dollars to see this.

shes learning

Lou: priestess that is such a good screenshot lmfao reaction image energy

id get him none for being in this movie but its not his fault.
Lou: you go glen coco

i hate a lot here

Lou: THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE JOKE
(i know thats not what hes doing)
(i just like stromae)
Lou: IT REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A BABY I AM COMPARED TO OTHERS HERE BUT THIS BIT WAS MY FAVE
Lou: (i too, like stromae)


did they fire her makeup artist halfway through or something




i hope they kept the stereo hitting someone in the face or like, did something funnier
but. we'll see i guess

gretchen legit only says fetch twice in this movie lol and once is during this scene
im pretty sure she says it more in the 2004 version
yknow to get the point across of her trying to make it happen



some randomass influencer
i see tiktok im instantly filled with hate
im old i guess
Infi: don't worry priestess, i'm like. basically part of its target demographic and i feel the same.
thank u that makes me feel slightly better

doesnt this make our movie better????






youre terrible

janis still has decent makeup
kinda boring tho

this is like peak 2000s but worse
it also makes her look way too old lol



even tho it made all of them dress even worse.
..and gretchen isnt even wearing blue
wow she actually becomes really unlikeable in this one. that didnt happen in the 2004 movie
shes manipulative as hell
the original one made herself dumber and she said some dumb shit but this one is definitely way nastier



whatever

except janis looks extra weird in this one.

then regina spreads the burn book through the school, we also know this
cannot get a good shot of it cos of the lighting but its like, the first scene where regina looks ok and u know why?



except this time that girls wearing an adidas tracksuit. for. some reason
thats uncool in 2024 i guess






makeup once again blue toned when her outfit has no fucking blue in it
what is up with that
i know cady starts wearing blue when she becomes evil or sometghing but its not like she aligns with janis then, what is this makeup storyyyyy i dont get it!!!!

so rebellious and controversial.
also yeah im skipping through the movie at this point sorry im just. not here for it
like less than i was

why does cady even exist. it feels like this story should just be janis and regina then
the whole point of cady is that shes not familiar with how the social structure of a normal high school works, she helps point out how insane popularity hierarchys are in schools and both janis and regina are a part of that hierarchy, they need her for the plot to work
but the musical just. does whatever the fuck this is


worst look so far.

IT DOESNT WORK
I get its trying to make the movie more modern or whatever BUT IT DOESNT FUCKING NEED IT!!!
JUST LET THE 2004 ONE EXIST
AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT LIVE NOW CAN GO TO THE MUSICAL
THIS MOVIE ADDS NOTHING


time for a song called the limit doesnt exist, probably.







u got right halfway through, what happened.


ok im gonna listen to the musical version of apex predator cos i swear its better than what this movie did to it
omfg janis in the musical is the actress who played Veronica in the Heathers musical. I fucking knew I recognised her voice


why did the movie do what it did lol they had good source material
wait wait wait that gretchen. thats the french teacher
also i think i know what i recognise her from
shes in emily in paris
which i never saw i just. watched a guy from paris rant about it lol
shes also in season 3 of only murders in the building which i did watch but i dont remember her in that otl
Acea: But thats nor renee rap