hi im depressed its october lets watch insidious as five to ten pm on a wednesday
who is this i thought insidious was with the red demon guy and the clapping
wow haunted movies really said we will do one thing and one thing only
hey its that guy! ..he. he did saw right?
>also did the conjuring fuck sake i cant escape it
is it the 80s the kids hair says yes
hey i know this shot looks silly
they did a lil effect thing with the names where they fly up and turn into smoke and thats pretty neat these house shots make me think of those old flash horror games
that were made up out of photos and everything was blood and jumpscares
man the intro credits are loooong
they really said heres everyone who worked on the film and you will read their names and respect their craft!!!
desaturation! spooky
jfc i thought this was a child until her head came into frame what ugly ass pajama is this
monkeys and bananas? really? did the costume department lose a bet
>family photo album the fuck is that picture on the right
oh theyre matching. i kinda hate them just cos of their pajamas
actually i'll hate it less if the dad is also wearing these stupid jammies
well kid i got good news for you i dont think you'll ever make it to that age so no need to worry about getting 'really old' :)
a baby starts crying and mum says this shes like i fucking hate your sister, five year old son
what the fuck theres a third kid where did he come from
(the floor judging from the way i capped this lol)
idk how they got the baby to get across that she rules the room but they got across that she rules the room
no banana monkey pajamas. unforgiveable this family is doomed
oh no a ghost slapped moms self help books onto the floor! self help books are pretty garbage usually, maybe the ghost's just trying to help
dad in a horror movie being a dad in a horror movie by running away from all his parental responsibilities if he starts getting angry at the family with possible murderous intent im gonna be upset
mums a songwriter or something idk they have a piano
hope a ghost bangs out some tunes at some point
the attic is making weird rumbling noises but this woman has two young sons so its obviously one of them
so they just moved into this place and i guess the old owners left all their stuff in the attic cos thats SpOoOoOoky!!
omg the fireplace came on outta nowhere! tbh i dont know how a kid would do that so uh. ghosts?
>just ignores it theres a fire in ur attic what are you doing
this kid;s rubbing a plastic shark against a toy sword cos when the director told him to "play" they handed him those items and then didn't give him any more instructions than that
the attic demon's like can i pls play too
the attic door opened but thats kinda hard to see so i drew the demo for illustration's sake.
they coulda given the kid a flashlight but no a lantern is so much more ghostly aesthetic so. he just has one
hes on the rickety ladder. are we gonna lose a child ok well he didnt fall that hard
see he's fine he's even smiling!
he yelled. i dont have hoh subs so uh. drew the aaaaas :)
you named him fucking dalton? what kinda name is that?
i think his brothers name is fester or some shit though
what is this family
idk the girls name. just 'baby'
i was off by one letter. but really is foster much better than fester?
(no)
see the girl just be wendy or somethin
spared of the WASP family curse
the lil bitch is fine by the way
nope her name coulda been kelly but they had to spell it weird.
oh no there were troubles! probably not of the ghost or demon variety but that would be funny. move away from one haunted house to accidentally move into another
shes like which one of my songs is your favourite and he avoids to answer by giving her a silly reply im sure that wont come up again
he joked "u should make a song about me" so hes singing it to her there
and then shes like omg nooooo!!! teeeheee heee
to indicate thei have a happy healthy marriage :)
idk if this is supposed to show cali is asleep or awake i swear her eyes are open but shes also a baby and impossible to direct so it might just be by accident
cali's like ITS BREAKFAST TIME WHICH MEANS ME TIME
dalton is still in bed for spooooooky reasons!
hee hee mothers are so unreasonable when they ask fathers to do simple things :) the dad's name is josh which is not helping his case
fuckin hell he's in a coma presumably because he hit his head, the doctors will say
but really its THE DEMONS
or GHOSTS
IDK what flavour of evil is in this movie
3 months later dalton is still out but they did take him home
theres weird noises coming from the babyphone and when she listens to it a voice says this thats cool i like that! the spookiness through the babyphone thing i mean
omg skinamarink???
fenton won a prise but he didnt show his parents least favourite soooooon
he says hes scared of his brother hey he doesnt have a banana monkey pajama! truly the least favourite son
oooOOOOooooOOOO!
he closes his door so he doesnt have to look at dalton
meanwhile mums like hey i heard a man yell through the babyphone but then there was no one in our daughters room, weird right?
josh be horror movie dadding some more and disregarding it
knocking at the front dooooor gonna open it in my boxers~ josh u gotta exert dominance over em open the door butass naked
that'll scare em off
theres no one there! we're getting ding dong ditched by ghosts a man appeared in calis room! it was pretty spooky but it did come with a scarechord :/
and then the alarms go off the ghosts went alright theyve been here for three months theyre still here time to pull out all the stops on the haunting front
oh no. ...
do ghosts need doors...?
is this really saying anything..?
well. maybe if its demons.
...
do...
do demons need doors?
stands next to open door call the police man your wife said she saw a man in the baby's room and the door is open.
dont just stand there like ???? boy this sure is weird
>walks off
>doesnt close door
JOSH WHAT THE FUCK
oh hes in family defense mode. u should still close the door.
the alarm got tripped again wonder if its cos u left the door open.
even the demons like dude this is too easy idk why i wanna draw all over this film
fucking finally!
[OMINOUS MCMANSION]
oh hes a teacher
heheh get it cos james wan did saw.
hey hun i cant come home. yeah im scared of the ghosts. they are too spooky, i cant. you're on your own tonight. tell the kids i love them.
oh no blood all over daltons leg! but how??
!!!!! DEMNS *demons
meanwhile josh wonders if he's stayed long enough that the demons are asleep ansd he can go home
shes like stop being a baby and making me deal with our demon infested son by myself
so much space in these shots. gotta keep some space for the demons Majo: SKDJDKFJ
Majo: kinda getting haunted vibes here :/
there now the wife also has a demon. idk what her name is
cant wait for josh to say more stupid haunted house father shit
no just haunted ones
by avoiding it.
shes like oh by the way our son's bed got ghost hand blood sheet bed door'ed Majo: the decor is pretty drab, props to the demons for trying to liven up the place
ur right theyre an asset not a detriment
they keep showing the window in daltons room just gonna assume the tree is possessed
gasp!
sleeping on the sofa because their marriage is going so well
meanwhile someone who is not josh is pacing in front of the bedroom door or window
thats also dusty as fuck
oh hes in side now! also uh hes just a guy? lol i didnt expect that
oh but then he reeeee's toward her all unnatural like
josh is like oh no the wife and the bebe are both crying and also theres sudden piano stings!!! oh the wife's name is renai
ok cool lets get the fuck outta this place then
dude are you for real
yeah that!
oh theyre actually leaving! good job
the new place is a lot less mcmansion-y
josh's mum is like you gotta do what u gotta do renai
still leavin enough space for the demon, of course
this house comes with a free little ghost boy from the 1920s who will stare at your wall next to your coat rack!
he also changed the music to tiny tim. not the spookiest choice but u gotta work with what u got i suppose Majo: tiny ghost likes tiny tim. it works I think
shes like i hate tiny tim who the fuck put that on
vibin hes just a kid ghost let him have some fun renai
Majo: it's been billions of years since I last saw insidious but tbh the priestess doodle edition™ is really enhancing the movie magic
omg the rocking horse is moving! is it... the ghost?? also who has a rocking horse in 201x...
she sees lil ghost feetsies in her son's closet and her first thought is ok im gonna whack the shit outta this dead kid with a hockey stick
omg its just shoes! cos its a shoe rack which.. she.. should know? cos she probably ut the shoes in? whatever
tee hee i was in the clothes bit above it
cuno ass lookin kid
honey im hooooome--- is that a fucking priest
how much u wanna bet that bottle doesnt have water in it.
josh's mum looks like a dutch actress but its not her. idk who she is
josh is all like my wife is stupid for trying things she should be like me and do fuckall but his mum is all like yo i know about this demon
vecna?? oh nvm she just had a dream about the place. but yeah shes like renai is legit son!
hey its that guy! with the face! i remember him the demon wants dalton for some reason
there it is! the shot and joshs stupid face
oh noooo dalton!!! whered he go
oh he's here. never mind, we're good that demon is pretty bad at taking one lil comatose boy
if its the warrens im turning the movie off.
... im now 200% more invested in this movie
whered he get the hotpocket also why is his beard black while his hair is blonde
i was like WHOS THIS GHOST but its josh's forehead reflection lol
theyre ur standard ghost hunters.
this ones also a nerd (hes talking about a toy)! cos that wasnt obvious enough! they havent shown foster and cali in ages so i presume theyre staying with family or something
this guy has alil camera thingie and suddenly ghost girls! one of them doesnt know how to smile or one of them doesnt know how to grimace. idk which one of the two is doing the intended expression
aah, girls!
oh theres a third ghost hunter whos only called in when shits legit or at least thats what the film is implying
so. once again. if its the warrens im turnin it off
then again shes alone it sounds like so i figure not
elise is hella pleasant wonder if those two lads are her sons lol
ooh! lore. she knows josh
yeah she just said that you dink so the demon is attached to josh i figure
maybe it was promised a child n its like ok im takin this one
didnt when u were little so im gonna do it now
yknow like a rumpelstiltskin kinda deal
...ok well the warrens did do that. sort of.
josh forehead scare! again!
these two fight over which one of the two uses more legit methods its pure comedy and i like it ngl
theyre in dalton's room and elise feels something from the ceiling?
tell him it looks like darth maul that'll give him a good visual reference itd be funny if hes a horrible artist
nyways elise is describing it so fast the guy is having trouble keeping up and its very ooky spooky!
damn glasses is pretty good! elise is like ur house isnt haunted its ur boy.
haunted boy movie, the new genre!
shes like ur son is good at astral projection but he thought they were dreams and he walked into the upside down the further and now a demons like oi i'll have that she basically goes "its hell n ur son is there"
didnt think it'd go this direction
theres ghosts like the boy whos just tryna come back to life and then theres demon mcredface who is evillll and also wants to take over dalton
to do evil things!!!
perhaps a pizza dough freezer filled with gallons of salt will help
josh is like time to be a shitty haunted house movie dad again and tell you to fuck off
he's like i cant believe this >bloody handprint on son's bedsheet
>home invader tripping the alarm twice, invisible
>wife claims to see a stranger inside the home twice
>banging coming from son's room, door won't open and once it does the room is trashed to shit and theres bloody handprints on his sheets AGAIN
what do you want you shit
josh checks on dalton and finds out his sons been drawing this fucker for a while this also means that either josh or renai put these cursed pictures on their wall themselves lol
"our son loves to draw! hes so imaginative :) "
fuckin. dalton wrote about the whole astral projecting himself. is josh gonna believe it now? that could also mean that's where elise got the idea from though, including the demon.
now that'd be a twist!
humanising josh time
so yeah he believes now so they brought these guys back
...she has to put on a gasmask for this seance thing for some reason? Majo: I AGREE DEMONDOODLE
and not having fun, rip
Majo: so he's been drawing Dark Mall (couldn't afford Darth Maul) for a while now and they're like yeah this is normal. hope our kid isn't possessed or something lol
this is older than stranger things isnt it?
Majo: yes!
Majo: insidious walked so stranger things could run
Majo: this is from uhh 2010?11?
dalton is having a will byers experience in the further as in he's hiding
oh no :( considering this isnt stranger things i dont hold out much hope for lil dalton (oh also the artist is writing down everything elise relays from dalton)
they also have cameras set up that occassionally flash. they explained their purpose but the real purpose is of course a jumpscare.
oh no.
why is there red light in the mask?
Dalton! rude.
man those things in the further taught dalton some choice words the artist isnt saying the words out loud anymore and elise isn't talking. i think theyre both possessed at the same time? shes convulsing
still catchin up on whats goin on cos she cant read upside down so fast
oh sorry i was zoned out. so whats happening?
oh looks like glasses is ok
oh no jumpscare! but elises heart stopped.
oh theres the jumpscare! its dalton.
he starts throwing shit
ayyy shes okay again! what a relief.
this is really hard to screencap cos everythings going super fast and is flashy but dalton threw specs (the artist) into the wall with his super demon powers also the other ghosts are there too
brad dourif???
yknow in wideshot this doesnt look that scary. its kinda got these vibes
shes trying to exorcise dalton
but like, non religiously
ayy specs is also okay! yay.
omg its dark mall! (thank u majo im using that now)
surprise! dalton inherited the astral projection thing from his dad.
ohh the ugly thing from the beginning!
she slenderman'd her way into photos of josh
the movie feels the need to zoom in like we dont see the giant splotch of evil thats more centre frame than fuckin josh himself
man scary movie woulda had a field day with this if itd still been around. josh doesnt remember shit
but this ghost woman tried to do the same thing as face flame man
so his mum called elise and thats why she knows her
josh has to go astral project his way into saving his son
he's doin it lads he's astral projecting
elise is like i'll help u son i like the actress shes very good
the further is very misty he ran. prolly wasnt dalton
im glad hes not wearing the monkey jammies in limbo. i wouldnt be able to focus on anything else
hes back in their old house and theres a jumpscare murderbride for some reason
gotta give it to josh hes very polite to this demon/ghosteses. he greets them all even tho they dont say anything back. still nice of him
[random whistling] i wonder if its ghost boy and his tiny tim fixation
ah no its the ghost dad of a ghost nuclear family.
theyre um. something.
i was wondering where the other sister was.
josh cant you see shes occupied we hear her shoot her family in the other room, so
i guess she fuckin. no clipped outta the room while josh was looking at her. somehow
why are they so old...
insidious cgi walked so the snapchat smile filter could run
omg its the red door dalton drew.
brad dourif?
josh force pushes the ghost away from him theres really no other way to describe it
dalton? i mean hes crying so it does feel more likely that its him..
wow he's literally stuck.
[muffled tiptoe through the tulips]
what in the freddy krueger...
???? DREAM DEMON
Majo: oh hey it's my friend dark mall! :D
dw he looks like a goof tbh dark mall and his sharp hand claw!
he looks like the babadook is his cousin. Majo: they definitely see the same nail tech
he teleported! hes gotta be based on actual myths right? he looks too.. idk how to put it, specific?
he got dalton but now they gotta get back to elise and the others
the ghosts are like but what about us thouuuuughhh
in reality the house is shaking and the electricity went out
jfc everything is dead silent and serious, we see tucker hand specs a light, which specs turns on... only for tucker to grab a bigger lamp purely to upstage specs this movieeeeee
a hand!! from the drawer!!! irl!! how???
trips all final girl like
spooky ghos noises comin from the baby monitor
oh i guess that explains the arm in the drawer then.
spooky ghos surprise!
meanwhile josh is bookin it to his house know in. in the astral projection world
meanwhile renai tries to wake him up while theroom is being flooded with ghosts lotsa fast cuts so i couldnt get the ghosts in the frame. thus demon doodle for illustration
josh is now inside the house and decides to take a breather for some goddamn reason.
meaning he left dalton alone, who is immediately found by dark mall again, of course good going josh!
girl if she was gonna possess u when u were a kid do u really think its a good idea to approach her now.
GO TO YOUR WIFE YOU DUMB FUCK AND YOUR SON
thats two movies in a row with this line
oh my god they even said it verbatim!
JOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? WALK AWAY THEN WHY DONT YOU WALK AWAY??
she just laughs btw.
meanwhile, one room over tucker bein dramatic as hell on the sofa for no reason, also
maybe they told the actor "we'll cg ghosts around you" and then they didnt.
but yeah these are all in the room with renai and tucker.
oh he woke up after telling ghost!woman to fuck off one final time so i guess that was something he had to do?
oh maybe if he didnt he'd get possessed again? or she'd start chasing him again? idk
OH SHIT DALTON
hes awake!
dalton being woken up from his demonic possession: we didnt see him defeat dark mall tho...
this is worrying.
specs is cute without his glasses.
...wait is that adam from saw? 
...it is isnt it they were like its ok we'll slap some glasses on you and nobody will notice
which is true cos i only recognised him when he took them off. gj me
ugh i want spaghettiiiiiii
yeah great idea josh lets invoke the candle demon woman again by remembering her why dont you
well shit elise sensed something when josh handed her the pictures. thats not good
she snapped his picture. oh wait he hates that though..
so.. this would be a normal reaction...
right?
bit of an overreaction.
is that my son choking out the exorcist im hearing?
WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG TO CHECK ON THEM JESUS CHRIST
she cant find josh also elise is dead :(
ooooh whats it gonna be whats it gonna beeeee??
..did they put josh in drag who played her..
oh nooooooo
opensubtitles!!! This was like a modern poltergeist, i had no idea
im not a big fan of bad endings but that was a cool movie, they set up a lot of original things i didnt expect
that explains that that was fun! I can see why they say james wan is a good horror director
but i still dont wanna see the conjuring.
[like, a week later]
hi i watched insidious cos i remembered it having a similar thing to the conjuring, coming out in that period of time or whatever and a group of reviewers i liked making a lil joke about their friend making it big cos he was one of the writers on the film.
today i found out that wasnt insidious.
it was sinister.
