i alssssssssssssssssssso put new keycaps on my keyboard and im painfully finding out how many of them i havent properly attached so please bear with me as i misstype words or yknow. string 10+ s'es together

i mean. i guess they always had skulls but. idk man. ew

i might be biased cos its my fave but its also the only one that kinda tells u what ur in for
i mean 5 has rebar but that could be any construction rly



oh yeh bloodlines. the past i guess? ssssssssssssssssssssssss
DUDE thats way better
its a lot but its got the main disaster init
Moe: I just got to work so sad I’m gonna miss the blog. I’ll check back when I can :3c can’t wait to see your thoughts
Moe: I thought it was a kickass poster!!
yeah its a lot better than idk juicy red skull poster i got lol
i am v excited and also scared. going into am ovie where u already like a character beforehand where everyone fucking dies is a choice otl BUT I WANT TO SEE IT

also i guess its rly colourful cos its the fifties or smt but i kinda hope the whole movie is this bright i. dont know why. i watched a lot of late 90s early 2000s movies recently and they were all either green or yellow so maybe i just want more colours lol
Moe: It’s the 60s I think, that’s when the real space needle was built

ahh! damn im not very good at telling eras apart :c i tend to get the 60s and 70s mixed up as well

its cool they used a famous structure for this one. i did kinda wonder like "hwat can they still do"




was it actually called sky view tower back in the day or did they have to change the name?

Moe: They don’t ever call it the space needle I assume for legal reasons lol you’ll be happy to know it now has big glass elevator doors ;o;



Moe: It used to! Not anymore, I think it wasn’t very profitable. I ate there once as a kid. It rotated slowly so you see the full view!
oh i didnt know it rotates! thats cool
that does sound nice, pity that didnt work out
Moe: Now there’s a bar lol if you visit and make it up you can have a stiff drink

haha they thought of people like me
maybe jake has escaped certain death by losing his job



a pact with death perhaps????
hhhhhhhhhhhh im probably just pausing way too much as per usual





hhhhhhhhhhhhhh i read u can saran wrap keycaps to help em stick better. maybe i should get on that
weird solution but if it works, i guess...

BLOODLINES
(sorry i cant stop)








(idk romance movies sorry)




gonna see if another site has HoH subs cos i miss em
damn ok doesnt look like those are widely available yet




or she heard the floor crack. also possible








i stg its gonna kill someone in the present at this rate





damn i thought the whole thing was gonna fall down tree style

its like a 30s cartoon i stg



also damn this one is gory. wonder if they showed the kid dying similarly to that one kid in 2 cos back then they werent allowed to show an actual child die (they had to age him up) and also the effects now are (presumably) better







somehow the premonition haver is not Iris the 60s lady



i feel like i'd just slap on some movie posters and call it a day


her roommate tells her to go home and find her grandmother in the hopes itll stop the nightmares (stef said she doesnt know her grandmother)

theyre currrently sparkly red

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin h button i rly should try that wrap trick

like the kinda awkward smiley kind of acting
i say as i take a piccy of her not smiling.


cos
BLOODLINES


(cos she asked him not to tell their dad about the nightmare)


so it still ties back to the nightmare SO THERE


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as long as no one has their face sliced off their skull i think i'll be ok.

its tattoo piercing trailer guy!!

i guess theyre the cousins

my most succesful friend never even went to college and he kinda looks like this guy. so. yknow. not the end of the world
doubt the movie is going for that tho



as one might expect with there being cousins
damn this movie really did say its all in the family for this one huh

i did see something about a lawnmower. and since in the trailer we see tattoo/piercing cousin tattoo his arm with the word "dad" while crying im not very hopeful for this man


also how are these two siblings

very empathetic family this one

i figure uncle howard and stefs mom are twins
estranged as in, she didnt let the kids go anywhere after their dad died so the state took the kids away eventually
cool premise

also chipped black polish! thats whati have on my other hand hehe#

so this whole family isnt supposed to exist
szhe manages to convince her aunt to give her info about her grandmother
thank u auntie









man this is a really cool spin on the usual FD subject
Moe: Twilight was partially filmed in the Vancouver area which is where all the FDs are filmed I think!
im so glad this movie isnt blue




but yeah iris saved a lot of people and has been sending the obituaries to her family who dont get why shes doing that

oh god it actually has a glass floor?? idk if a stiff drink would save me from being afraid up there lol
Moe: There’s two levels, only the rotating lower level has glass. You can stay on the stationary non-see thru part. Or just look up at it from the ground lol one of nuggets friends wouldn’t go up so we just stood below and looked up
id want to go in just to see how i would handle it cos im weird w/ my fear like that
but itd probably just be me going "oh my god why is this a thing aaa" the whole time
i went to alton towers with some friends last autumn and i was ok with all the rollercoasters that had crazy gimmicks like going upside down the most times ever or the first vertical drop coaster or whatever theyve got there but the one rollercoaster that legit had me terrified and i never want to go on again was one that a lot of people find quite relaxing cos its supposed to feel like ur flying
its called galactica or something?

anyuways my whole reason for this tangent is i feel like i know my limit and fears with rollercoasters vs. height now but when it comes to high buildings im not quite sure yet so im up for at least finding out how i fare haha
Moe: I would not like that rollercoaster yikes

Moe: Space needle isn’t that tall you’ll be ok 👍 mang taller buildings even in Seattle
yeah idk how people found this one less scary than the smiler or the vertical drop one
"its like ur flying!" NO ITS NOT ITS LIKE UR SUSPENDED IN THE AIR HANGING DOWN AND THE GROUND IS SUPER FAR BELOW THIS ISNT RELAXING AT ALL
Moe: I went on one like that as a kid called The Superman, never again I’m with you


dont think iris is gonna get got by her cancer.



BLOODLINES







like god damn


( i think his name is karl. they only said it once. i forgot)
also from the premonition Iris was supposed to die either last or second to last (the little boy) so everything might still be in the right order if no ones kids have died yet..

playing the role of disruptive graveyard goth for this edition of final destination
ian would be proud

sydney sweeny, right?
man how is her repertoire shlocky blockbusters and horror movies
apparently she did spiderlady or whatever that was called just to help fund immaculate
which is pretty cool
>its not her in this
ok ignore me
i recognise her for sure but im afraid to look it up cos of spoilers


what if theyre like. somehow not her kids
i have no idea how that would work but. yknow! could be a thing

she was away at college so im not sure what was odd there but they'll go into that im sure



christened with nana's blood

lessee if i can find it..










also iris' death book has the accidents from previous films in it
sssssssssssss,kkfffvfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgrtttff
kkkkkkkkkkkkkmkkkkkkk
they better fucking stick now

my V key is like sis im leaving
gdi
get custrom keycaps i thought they look sick as hell
they do BUT THEY WONT STICK
hhhhh
liveblogging a movie helps me find which ones are loose at least








time for a research montage!!



but in dad terms




hes rude about it but i do agree cmon man he just got here
so because she figured out the research it apparently goes after the kids of the oldest child first before going for the second child (yknow, stefs mom) which is a little strange.. why wouldnt it go in order of who was born first

i feel like there should be at least one person who believes her

oh god dammit she was in they/them
thats what i recognise her from lol

which like. u grew up with this. how do u not believe it after both ur brother and mom died to freak accidentsssss

which reminds me i need to hound a friend about a piercing appointment were still supposed to make...
gdi its 7pm its too late to bother him about it now
gotta do it in working hours


that seems like such a waste of space.. but also i cant think of what youd put on your belly anyway i guess
hes covered in skulls so i guess he just really likes skulls

..also is that album cover ai generated..
>did it get you



named after himself as if thats not his personal spotify



i mean if FD didnt do it someone else would.
actually i think return of the living dead mightve..



pretty wild this whole scene was a trailer, but pretty smart too i think

Moe: Erik’s sad mix made me laugh pretty hard, it’s absurd
haha its called marked and he just marked himself accidentally on a hot piece of iron shaped like a heart
yessss like who does that!!
i mean u can have a sad playlist but the name, cmon

i feel like erik couldve gotten out of there, he wasnt stuck anymore.. that final shot seemed pretty definite but idk for this movie so far that death seemed too tame almost
like everything so far has been super violent


HOW
BUT ALSO, ERIK!
with a juice box!
on the hood of stef's car!





THIS IS BAD FOR MY HEART
I MEAN THANK YOU BUT ALSO GOD HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS TO ME


theres a tree trimmer in the treeeeee
erik is pulling an ian in more ways than one so far. who knows maybe he'll also get crushed by a giant sign with his last name on it.
campbell soup! its right there it wouldnt even be that hard to pull off.



they decided we needed to know that after the 1 hour mark. thats late for a nickname

she also seems to be able to decently predict the insane chain reactions that lead to ppls freak deaths thanks to her grandma's book
so itd be cool to see how that comes into play

u have an open wound on ur arm! dude




remember that chain reaction stef described
hahahaha


i miss my HoH subs :(


GET IT




man that house looks outdated as hell. did they inherit it from a grandparent




drama over here in everybody dies land

like theres no way hes getting out of this alive thats not how this works my faves almost always die
also its final destination







i feel like i remember/know too much about these films but also theyre so self referential i feel its fine they clearly want u to remember
clear rivers was one of the OG survivors of the first movie



hes coming cos hes like theres a thousand house related deaths in that book
plus honestly hed probably be safer around stef




something my enter button does not want to do with my keyboard as it just jumped off.
gdi i thought i got them all



or um, william john bludworth.
iirc this was his last movie role
he also played a role in Indiana Jones and the Circle of Destiny in which he was super cool.
so his final few roles were rly rad


god he had such an amazing voice


oh 5 tries the killing approach i think, iirc.. but i dont think anyone actually gets killed



Joker: I think one guy got killed (accidentally), but because he had cancer/was already going to die, the person who killed him didn't get much extra time and ended up murdered by a falling plane part

not very trailer friendly
ah was that it, thank u
been too long sincei saw it






lol



Joker: I'm personally surprised he didn't go for murder first - like you're a tattoo artist. Surely you know bad people who you can have your brother kill without remorse to save his life
eh idk how he'd know someone bad enough to kill.. plus its not like committing a murder is easy
who knows maybe the movie brings it back up. if someone gets distraught enough
tho to be fair both 3 and 5 kinda did it already so it might be a lil redundant


(i did)
(totally expected the jokey joke)






if thats an mri scanner its gonna be something with metal, isnt it..
that sounds more like itd get erik..



yknow i was afraid of the metal in eriks face but im a lot more worried about the wheelchair now



god is that machine gonna take out both of them
idk if ur safe if ur not inside of it but.. man i don tthink so


this is so much worse than the one with the laser



with another joke. they really thought "hey wouldnt it be funny if he had a prince albert piercing"


ahh but he managed to get it at least

this was the most final destination death(s) that ever final destinationed


rip erik and bobby. u were funny
time for the finale







the rv tips into the water and their mom has to get charlie out from under burning debris
its a looot


is it time for.. bringing someone back from the dead?




just like bobby woulda wanted




on point with the nail polish game in this movie




guess that leaves it open for final destination 7 to try!!!




oh and also charlie.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sand my k button is loose again...

well that was fun, tho the ending was a little lame. but not unexpected
i think its the best after FD 3 and i thought the whole bloodlines thing was really cool
Moe: I’m glad you liked it!! It might honestly be my new favorite.
I liked that there wasn’t the token unlikable asshole character you just want to get killed, everyone was pretty likable or at least understandable.
I guess the coin kid was as close as we got, my theatre definitely laughed/clapped when he got smushed lol
yeah i think erik comes the closest as hes a little standoffish and rude (like asking the old lady how long shes got left to live) but theres no one who youre just waiting for to die
except the lil kid and he immediately does lol
i was kinda waiting for him to return as a character and im glad he didnt
plus im glad they still have the same kind of soundtrack they had before, idk how to describe it but theyve always had kind of melodious soundtracks, especially 5. i think its a bit more common in slasher movies from the 90s and its nice to see they kept that up
the whole film really reminded me of older fun horror movies which im so happy with
also thinking of it it stayed colourful throughout haha
Moe: Yeah! It was gory and gross but also just fun. Erik was my favorite and I thought he was very you-coded lol
Moe: I also got teary eyed at the Tony Todd scene o)-(
yeah its a lovely scene, and he looks so genuine when he says it
im glad i finally saw it and that i missed most spoilers
i got my hopes up erik would live tho which was stupid
even with the mri machine i didnt immediately clock that was gonna be a thing with his piercings
(a few days later)
man i keep thinking of the MRI scene. Moe since u saw it with an audience.. im rly curious how did people react to that?
Moe: People definitely laughed at the Prince Albert part, when the chair came in it was very “OH SHIT” and same with the spring.
My friend was grimacing the whole time and my sister in law who has severe allergies said something like “Bobby should be passed out by now” lol
It was a pretty vocal crowd so there was a lot of “oooh eurgh eww aaaa” in general throughout
hahaha that sounds pretty fun
im pretty sure i did that just watching alone
he was too determined to pass out
i kidna feel like it wouldve been more effective if he just died from the allergic reaction but thats not very final destinationy i guess
like they tried to use it to save him but it just killed him cos death took out erik for interfering
i mean he had an allergic reaction but i guess thats not bloody enough so it doesnt count
ah but theyre in the hospital so they couldve brought him back right.. i forgot about that
Moe: Yeah that would’ve been a pretty big bummer and sad. I think the ridiculousness of the deaths helps them be less depressing
haha maybe ive watched too many bummer movies lately

if i did movie review videos i know what id have done w/ this scene