ok i was kinda sick im sorta betterb ut still hella depressed i want to die now's the perfect time to FINALLY watch FD bloodlines
i alssssssssssssssssssso put new keycaps on my keyboard and im painfully finding out how many of them i havent properly attached so please bear with me as i misstype words or yknow. string 10+ s'es together

jeez. this is the poster?
i mean. i guess they always had skulls but. idk man. ew

i thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i like three best
i might be biased cos its my fave but its also the only one that kinda tells u what ur in for
i mean 5 has rebar but that could be any construction rly

new line cinema my beloved

..what year is it

Moe: This was the poster we had!
oh yeh bloodlines. the past i guess? ssssssssssssssssssssssss
DUDE thats way better
its a lot but its got the main disaster init
Moe: I just got to work so sad I’m gonna miss the blog. I’ll check back when I can :3c can’t wait to see your thoughts
Moe: I thought it was a kickass poster!!
yeah its a lot better than idk juicy red skull poster i got lol
i am v excited and also scared. going into am ovie where u already like a character beforehand where everyone fucking dies is a choice otl BUT I WANT TO SEE IT

look at the roadddd
also i guess its rly colourful cos its the fifties or smt but i kinda hope the whole movie is this bright
i. dont know why. i watched a lot of late 90s early 2000s movies recently and they were all either green or yellow so maybe i just want more colours lol
Moe: It’s the 60s I think, that’s when the real space needle was built

aw man no hard of hearing subs. just know "ring of fire" by johnny cash is playing
ahh! damn im not very good at telling eras apart :c i tend to get the 60s and 70s mixed up as well

BEHOLD
its cool they used a famous structure for this one. i did kinda wonder like "hwat can they still do"

another shot of ring of fire radio in case, yknow, u missed it

we saw this kid steal some coins from a fountain. im like. full of theories of what they mean with "bloodlines" so im like OH is he related to someone in future but then also. why would death work like that

then they get on a rly full elevator ooOOOoo

oh no we have way more than 8 adults probably!!
was it actually called sky view tower back in the day or did they have to change the name?

i have a fear of heights and i think i would die in that elevator OTL i wouldnt do well with being able to see everything
Moe: They don’t ever call it the space needle I assume for legal reasons lol you’ll be happy to know it now has big glass elevator doors
;o;

does it have a restaurant at the top? i kind of expected u could just walk around and be like oooh i can see so far

oh oh oh!! theyre over capacity so they cant stay but more importantly:

bankers lamp bankers lamp!!
Moe: It used to! Not anymore, I think it wasn’t very profitable. I ate there once as a kid. It rotated slowly so you see the full view!
oh i didnt know it rotates! thats cool
that does sound nice, pity that didnt work out
Moe: Now there’s a bar lol if you visit and make it up you can have a stiff drink

mr campbell (the dude) is like uh but i have an arrangement with jake and the guy with the cool lamp says "yeah uh hes gone sry lol"
haha they thought of people like me
maybe jake has escaped certain death by losing his job

oh yeah her hair is more 60s isnt it. i just see a colourful swing dress and i go "ha its gotta be the 50s"

(beams creaking, wind howling) ah yes gorgeous view

hes like sry this is turning into such a disaster and she says no its perfect cos ur here with me and then pricks her thumb on a rose she puts on his shirt
a pact with death perhaps????
hhhhhhhhhhhh im probably just pausing way too much as per usual

shes like sry i gotta go be sick we're too high up (she has a fear of heights too yay)

jesus christ a glass danceroom floor are these people crazy

man this film is full of cool shots so far

dun dun oh no part of the glass chandelier came down and now the dancefloor is cracked

hello we are also part of the bloodlines in the title, probably
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh i read u can saran wrap keycaps to help em stick better. maybe i should get on that
weird solution but if it works, i guess...

oh the mc might be pregnant?
BLOODLINES
(sorry i cant stop)

oh noo theyre not married and its the sixties and theyre fancy

hey i know i just realised ur afraid of heights but let me take you EVEN HIGHER UP

oh look its that little shit again with his coins

he threw down a penny and the same guard that told him oi dont steal pennies from the pond now tells him dont yeet pennies off the roof

oh thank god now just wait a lil bit with telling him ur prego and u can keep up appearances or whatever the fancy people say

haha her name is iris! i mean thats not funny on its own but that was also the name of the MC in companion and she also had a 60s (inspired) style

she tells him and thank god hes super happy (as he should be but yknow how things go in these kinda scenarios)

yayyyy if only this was the notebook and not final destination
(idk romance movies sorry)

but then! oh no! coin kid!

dramatique

woo cg

time for the typical rube goldberg esque escapades of death as the coin goes inside an air vent
gonna see if another site has HoH subs cos i miss em
damn ok doesnt look like those are widely available yet

thats not good.

theyre back on that dancefloor with the crack on it

also that coin shot into a gass pipe cos the whole structure falling down isnt deadly enough on its own

shes like oh yeah wait i have a fear of heights
or she heard the floor crack. also possible

rip

the song now has changed to "raindrops keep falling on my head"

well. somethings falling.
i did hear this one was more self aware than the previous movies

nooo her betrothed :(

everyones running and this chef is just holding on to this burning frying pan for some reason

ok well. this is just kind of funny

it doesnt help that lady on fire doesnt rly convey that shes on fire. shes just kinda daintily running like oh jeez what do i do

HOW IS THIS COIN STILL GOING
i stg its gonna kill someone in the present at this rate

haha get it ring of fire

srsly where are they going with this kid

they try going down the stairs but then those just. fall

they show little things start rolling off the side to show the tower is starting to lean which i think is pretty neat

oh its only part of it
damn i thought the whole thing was gonna fall down tree style

theres. theres a piano barely keeping steady on a small bit of floor. right above the glass structure.
its like a 30s cartoon i stg

THE COIN

if i could falll into the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

rip kid. show me the coin i know its there
also damn this one is gory. wonder if they showed the kid dying similarly to that one kid in 2 cos back then they werent allowed to show an actual child die (they had to age him up) and also the effects now are (presumably) better

dere he is

back into the pond. guess god was upset he was stolen from

half the tower came down but our main character and this little boy are still ok

girl where are u gonna go

HOW

they still fall when at this point i was almost convinced theyd somehow survive this shit despite what movie im watching

who the fuck are you
somehow the premonition haver is not Iris the 60s lady

she has nightmares about the space needle disaster

her name is stef and her roommate is like stop having nightmares

wow cute dorm room. do people usually decorate them this nicely?
i feel like i'd just slap on some movie posters and call it a day

BLOODLINES

man i'd love a pivot to this suddenly being a nightmare on elm street movie
her roommate tells her to go home and find her grandmother in the hopes itll stop the nightmares (stef said she doesnt know her grandmother)

love stef's nail polish. now have the urge to paint mine apple green
theyre currrently sparkly red

she did the whole going home thing
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin h button i rly should try that wrap trick

her acting style reminds me of emma stone
like the kinda awkward smiley kind of acting
i say as i take a piccy of her not smiling.

she has a lil bro named charllie who took over her room

ffamilyyyyy
cos
BLOODLINES

ooh but why not.

woo pinky promise. cute
(cos she asked him not to tell their dad about the nightmare)

oh. no this was actually the secret

but the probation is cos she cant sleep. cos apparently she was super good at school before then
so it still ties back to the nightmare SO THERE

i like charlie.

someones playing mortal kombat which. bodes either well or terribly depending how much you like gory deaths.
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as long as no one has their face sliced off their skull i think i'll be ok.

its him!
its tattoo piercing trailer guy!!

and also this guy
i guess theyre the cousins

charlie's like stefs failing school and cousins like lol samesies
my most succesful friend never even went to college and he kinda looks like this guy. so. yknow. not the end of the world
doubt the movie is going for that tho

theyre looking for something presumably an animal named paco and heres some girll named julia who is immediatelly rude to stef

but she likes charlie so i guess something happened

there is also an aunt
as one might expect with there being cousins
damn this movie really did say its all in the family for this one huh

and a uncle
i did see something about a lawnmower. and since in the trailer we see tattoo/piercing cousin tattoo his arm with the word "dad" while crying im not very hopeful for this man

stef just comes straight out and is like uncle howard i have nightmares about ur mom

guess iris doesnt have a good reputation
also how are these two siblings

i guess her mom also has a bad rep.
very empathetic family this one

apparently iris was so good at keeping death away from her kids that theyre now estranged
i figure uncle howard and stefs mom are twins
estranged as in, she didnt let the kids go anywhere after their dad died so the state took the kids away eventually
cool premise

oh paco is a turtle
also chipped black polish! thats whati have on my other hand hehe#

but yeah they dont wanna talk about it
so this whole family isnt supposed to exist
szhe manages to convince her aunt to give her info about her grandmother
thank u auntie

DUN DUN DUN it real

we see stef driving through the middle of nowhere which. i woulldnt think would be much safer from death but what do i know

twilight???

jesus youd think death attacks iris with an army with an entry gate like this

what a fun way to live

yknow so ur alerted to the sounds of death trying to enter ur property with his big scythe

cosy.

it her. cos the movie says so

they talk about the space needle accident
man this is a really cool spin on the usual FD subject
Moe: Twilight was partially filmed in the Vancouver area which is where all the FDs are filmed I think!
im so glad this movie isnt blue

she takes the penny from the kid so that should stop at least half the deaths

she also puts out the fire. she thinks rly fast for someone who just saw a massive disaster

maam stop trying to save everyone thats not how this works

maybe irl they also had a lady shout the floor was about to fall
but yeah iris saved a lot of people and has been sending the obituaries to her family who dont get why shes doing that

iris, language, god damn
Moe: Lmao it still has the glass floor so let’s hope not
oh god it actually has a glass floor?? idk if a stiff drink would save me from being afraid up there lol
Moe: There’s two levels, only the rotating lower level has glass. You can stay on the stationary non-see thru part. Or just look up at it from the ground lol one of nuggets friends wouldn’t go up so we just stood below and looked up
id want to go in just to see how i would handle it cos im weird w/ my fear like that
but itd probably just be me going "oh my god why is this a thing aaa" the whole time
i went to alton towers with some friends last autumn and i was ok with all the rollercoasters that had crazy gimmicks like going upside down the most times ever or the first vertical drop coaster or whatever theyve got there but the one rollercoaster that legit had me terrified and i never want to go on again was one that a lot of people find quite relaxing cos its supposed to feel like ur flying
its called galactica or something?

ur hanging under it and it points you at the sky and the ascent to the top takes forever and youre so high up i wanted to die.
anyuways my whole reason for this tangent is i feel like i know my limit and fears with rollercoasters vs. height now but when it comes to high buildings im not quite sure yet so im up for at least finding out how i fare haha
Moe: I would not like that rollercoaster yikes

oh her mom and her uncle howard are probably not twins cos iris' husband also survived
Moe: Space needle isn’t that tall you’ll be ok 👍 mang taller buildings even in Seattle
yeah idk how people found this one less scary than the smiler or the vertical drop one
"its like ur flying!" NO ITS NOT ITS LIKE UR SUSPENDED IN THE AIR HANGING DOWN AND THE GROUND IS SUPER FAR BELOW THIS ISNT RELAXING AT ALL
Moe: I went on one like that as a kid called The Superman, never again I’m with you

iris is sick and got the diagnosis two months ago, the same time stef started having the nightmare. her house is also rube goldberging small accidents in the background

she pointed a magifying glass at a mirror and now one of her plants is burning
dont think iris is gonna get got by her cancer.

oh also she talks to death

oh nvm she punts it outta the way. she then gives stef her Guide To Avoiding Death
BLOODLINES

Stef thinks her grandmother is crazy

she wont even take the book like girl cmon

Twilight???

iris risks her life to call out to stefani

shes like take the goddamn book im about to die

iris then lets death take her to prove her point
like god damn

ahh havent seen the horror movie graveyard scene in a while

jesus karl thats your grandmother
( i think his name is karl. they only said it once. i forgot)
also from the premonition Iris was supposed to die either last or second to last (the little boy) so everything might still be in the right order if no ones kids have died yet..

oh its erik
playing the role of disruptive graveyard goth for this edition of final destination
ian would be proud

oh hey thats uh
sydney sweeny, right?
man how is her repertoire shlocky blockbusters and horror movies
apparently she did spiderlady or whatever that was called just to help fund immaculate
which is pretty cool
>its not her in this
ok ignore me
i recognise her for sure but im afraid to look it up cos of spoilers

dun dun dun RV of estranged mother has arrived

stef's like i dont wanna see mom
what if theyre like. somehow not her kids
i have no idea how that would work but. yknow! could be a thing

charlies like well u werent around either
she was away at college so im not sure what was odd there but they'll go into that im sure

wonder how much a house like this would cost

ooh knit cardigan. i'd be interested but it looks machine made so. rip

ah yes the guide of How To Survive Death
christened with nana's blood

theyre having a family barbeque which reminds me of the ad they ran on reddit
lessee if i can find it..

im struggling. but i did find this one

and this one. the marketing team knocked it outta the park for this one

a found one. it wasnt this exact one but a smaller version and they were all themed around the bbq

i think i saw this one the most

look how big this garden is! im so jealous

looks llike the sibllings made up

so the burly one has a peanut allergy

woo life is a death trap

trying to fix the keycaps i somehow switched the subs to korean
also iris' death book has the accidents from previous films in it
sssssssssssss,kkfffvfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgrtttff
kkkkkkkkkkkkkmkkkkkkk
they better fucking stick now

uncle howard is like sis come live with us
my V key is like sis im leaving
gdi
get custrom keycaps i thought they look sick as hell
they do BUT THEY WONT STICK
hhhhh
liveblogging a movie helps me find which ones are loose at least

she refuses to rejoin the family

meanwhile the trampoline is breaking theres a rake in the grass theres glass in the drinks and the bbq has too much gas going i nit

stef is on her way there cos she read the death book and thinks she knows whats comin

crisis somewhat averted mom found the rake. and someone also saw the ripped edge judging from the subtitles
damn they should really invest in a garden shed. the garden's huge why dont they have one

bobby falls through the trampoline but is ok cos thats not deadly. would probably hurt tho

SYKE uncle howard steps on some glass and now the lawnmower is powered on by the rake cos it fell

rip uncle howard.

oh no death is real
time for a research montage!!

time for some... BLOODLINES

she explains her findings to her family board and all

of course her dads like oi this is dumb
but in dad terms

yeah that

yknow. in case u didnt get it. thank u burly bobby

nice vest hoody thing, also.

apparently erik is the oldest and therefor next.
hes rude about it but i do agree cmon man he just got here
so because she figured out the research it apparently goes after the kids of the oldest child first before going for the second child (yknow, stefs mom) which is a little strange.. why wouldnt it go in order of who was born first

theyre all against her like their nan didnt die super recently right before their dad did, and both were freak accidents
i feel like there should be at least one person who believes her

seriously WHO IS THIS
oh god dammit she was in they/them
thats what i recognise her from lol

her mom is sympathetic but doesnt believe it either
which like. u grew up with this. how do u not believe it after both ur brother and mom died to freak accidentsssss

erik is at work
which reminds me i need to hound a friend about a piercing appointment were still supposed to make...
gdi its 7pm its too late to bother him about it now
gotta do it in working hours

wow this place looks so clean and definitely safe to get body mods here.

he did all this without a shirt on and he has a giant skull over his entire stomach
that seems like such a waste of space.. but also i cant think of what youd put on your belly anyway i guess
hes covered in skulls so i guess he just really likes skulls

i wonder if they left that in the trailer cos we wouldnt know who she is
..also is that album cover ai generated..
>did it get you

ok well im starting to understand why the family is so against her doing this god DAMN stef

hm. idk man it looks weird. like why is that things tongue like that. whys the gun shooting a flame

wow hes got one for every occassion.
named after himself as if thats not his personal spotify

b.beautiful

gasp! once again things are falling in the background

SOMEHOW the chain that was on the ceiling manages to snag on his nose piercing
i mean if FD didnt do it someone else would.
actually i think return of the living dead mightve..

maybe turn off the fan before you try to take it out off ur face, just a suggestion

he doesnt, instead he climbs up higher as the chain wraps around the fan, and now the floor is also on fire cos why wouldnt it be

he manages to get himself loose but then the fan breaks and he falls into the fire. IIRC the trailer ended here
pretty wild this whole scene was a trailer, but pretty smart too i think

ah or maybe this was the final shot..
Moe: Erik’s sad mix made me laugh pretty hard, it’s absurd
haha its called marked and he just marked himself accidentally on a hot piece of iron shaped like a heart
yessss like who does that!!
i mean u can have a sad playlist but the name, cmon

stef is like i havent heard from him i must go check
i feel like erik couldve gotten out of there, he wasnt stuck anymore.. that final shot seemed pretty definite but idk for this movie so far that death seemed too tame almost
like everything so far has been super violent

for reasons!

ERIK!
HOW
BUT ALSO, ERIK!
with a juice box!
on the hood of stef's car!

apparently the leather jacket saved his life. just noticed hes wearing a fire dept shirt. thats neat

i cannot convey to you how absolutely STOKED he sounds about this

howww do u still not believe herrrr

oh goddammit hes backing into the road.

MOVIE
THIS IS BAD FOR MY HEART
I MEAN THANK YOU BUT ALSO GOD HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS TO ME

amazed he didnt drop his juicebox

hes like maybe im invincible and stef is like omg erik stopppp
theres a tree trimmer in the treeeeee
erik is pulling an ian in more ways than one so far. who knows maybe he'll also get crushed by a giant sign with his last name on it.
campbell soup! its right there it wouldnt even be that hard to pull off.

shes even like stay away from these kids!

then julia appears in the sickest fit of all of 2025

apparently erik has the nickname kiki.
they decided we needed to know that after the 1 hour mark. thats late for a nickname

stef's still on guard
she also seems to be able to decently predict the insane chain reactions that lead to ppls freak deaths thanks to her grandma's book
so itd be cool to see how that comes into play

ew even if u werent chased by death thats nasty
u have an open wound on ur arm! dude

hehe get it cos garbage truck.
remember that chain reaction stef described
hahahaha

love this script

(what doesn't kill you makes you stronger blares from the truck drivers headphones)
i miss my HoH subs :(

ah hes on tindr.

ah sorry. crushr.
GET IT

eugh i also saw this one online. was hard to avoid :(

i wonder if CG is just at its limit for what it can do cos this movie seems to have a pretty good budget but the effects look the same as what you'd have gotten in Final Destination 4 or 5. like her face looks so wonky here

maybe they'll believe u now

oh everyone is here
man that house looks outdated as hell. did they inherit it from a grandparent

is now rly the time for a jokey mug

wait wait wait what. her aunt says Stefani only got the order wrong cos she (the aunt) didnt tell her something

!!!!!

oh my god he didnt know that.
drama over here in everybody dies land

god why did my mind immediately go to the coin tossing kid from the tower.
like theres no way hes getting out of this alive thats not how this works my faves almost always die
also its final destination

who is. do. do we know who this is?

i mean i guess its a bad thing

god movie stop being funny

charlie points out Stef's figured out how to see the chain reactions

hey dad can you stfu for a second ur life isnt on the line here

oh yeah t his was a note they focused on earlier

moms trying to remember the name of the hospital this JB works at and CLEAR RIVER GET IT LIKE FORM THE ORIGINAL MOVIE
i feel like i remember/know too much about these films but also theyre so self referential i feel its fine they clearly want u to remember
clear rivers was one of the OG survivors of the first movie

bobby wants to go but theyre like but bobby ur next

n hes like no im coming

gammy's death book. why didnt i come up with that
hes coming cos hes like theres a thousand house related deaths in that book
plus honestly hed probably be safer around stef

theyre all like ok be careful be careful death traps everywhere and then eriks like OI WHAT ABOUT PEANUTS DID U THINK ABOUT THOSE

yay road trip!!

oooh cool shirt

bondiiiiiing
something my enter button does not want to do with my keyboard as it just jumped off.
gdi i thought i got them all

ominous door of revolving

its hiiiiim!!!

tony todd!!!
or um, william john bludworth.
iirc this was his last movie role
he also played a role in Indiana Jones and the Circle of Destiny in which he was super cool.
so his final few roles were rly rad

ohmygod was he the little boy?

didnt think wed ever get a backstory for the coroner..
god he had such an amazing voice

(to stop death)
oh 5 tries the killing approach i think, iirc.. but i dont think anyone actually gets killed

(bobby says this) JB explains youd get the time of the person you killed

i thought it just restarted..

oh he explains if you die but are brought back it'll break the chain
Joker: I think one guy got killed (accidentally), but because he had cancer/was already going to die, the person who killed him didn't get much extra time and ended up murdered by a falling plane part

guess we're big on saying fuck with death
not very trailer friendly
ah was that it, thank u
been too long sincei saw it

this tho. very trailer friendly

he says hes retiring and the fam is like WAIT and apparently the last few lines the director told tony todd to just. say what he wanted to say

someone also made a gifset but i came across this pic of the whole quote, so here u go

erik's like ok lets try the revive thing

i mean maybe its easier than usual cos of the nut allergy? idk

erik's like i trust that guy, he rly charmed me
lol

meanwhile bondiiiiing

even more bondiiiiing

oh no
Joker: I'm personally surprised he didn't go for murder first - like you're a tattoo artist. Surely you know bad people who you can have your brother kill without remorse to save his life
eh idk how he'd know someone bad enough to kill.. plus its not like committing a murder is easy
who knows maybe the movie brings it back up. if someone gets distraught enough
tho to be fair both 3 and 5 kinda did it already so it might be a lil redundant

bobbys like idk about this bringing me back man so Erik says the alternative is murder n u dont even know how much time they have left and then they hear a baby cry.

aaaah movie u really had us going there for a second. def didnt expect another lil jokey joke.
(i did)
(totally expected the jokey joke)

oh were not done yet ok i'll wait

ok were back on track

theyre gettin the nuts and bobby's like no get me the ✨fancy✨ ones

the nuts get stuck and erik has anger issues so he smashes the machine and then tries to tilt it. towards bobby.

oh that worked. nice

erik leaves the room to go grab something and the moment he closes the door shit starts going haywire
if thats an mri scanner its gonna be something with metal, isnt it..
that sounds more like itd get erik..

oh dear

scvreen reminds us about the metallic objects thing for ppl like me who are like "ithink thats a thing but im not certain"

oof. my nerves my nerves
yknow i was afraid of the metal in eriks face but im a lot more worried about the wheelchair now

wait is his dad tattoo right under a tattoo of. uh. conception. ew

hes like if i die pls look after my turtle

hes like you'll be fine cos if ur not im going to go insane and probably murder someone
god is that machine gonna take out both of them
idk if ur safe if ur not inside of it but.. man i don tthink so

he eats a bit of the snack and starts having a reaction. now cmon get outta theeeere

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this is so much worse than the one with the laser

eriks phone flies out of his hand up to the magnet so MAYBE THATLL GET ACROSS HOW SCREWED THEY ARE

oh god dammit

ah i think. i think we're losing erik.
with another joke. they really thought "hey wouldnt it be funny if he had a prince albert piercing"

:(

oh hes also still holding his brothers epipen
ahh but he managed to get it at least

omfg the loose spring from the vending machine gets him.
this was the most final destination death(s) that ever final destinationed

aw man they didnt even get to try the revival thing

because hes not the kind of character that survives this sort of movie, charlie
rip erik and bobby. u were funny
time for the finale

moms like im gonna lock myself in iris' cabin to save u guys

oh nooo the coin

ok movie we get it

oh but now they have to get through the gate

they ram the gate and stef's belt gets stuck

meanwhile death be doing some shit

oops the house blew up.
the rv tips into the water and their mom has to get charlie out from under burning debris
its a looot

mom dies now theres two left

charlie cuts stef free but oh no shes already lost consciousness
is it time for.. bringing someone back from the dead?

yes :)

itd be nice if this actually worked but god thatd be the first time anything ever worked in these movies..

suburbia!

paco lives
just like bobby woulda wanted

happy family time charlie goes to prom everything is alright

man these suburbs couldnt be more suburban if they tried god damn

ohmygod she pricked herself on the rose just like her nanna did back in the sixties

beautiful blue nail polish
on point with the nail polish game in this movie

oh my GOD its the evil penny. this old lady picked it up earlier

la la la time to wreak havoc

it gets stuck on these tracks which they also showed at the start of the film

then charlie's dates dad goes "ummm akshully" on charlie saving his sister. oh no
guess that leaves it open for final destination 7 to try!!!

nyoom

oooooh there goes the whole street.

oh were still going. even got a different angle

it stops but then some cargo kills stef anyway
oh and also charlie.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sand my k button is loose again...

oh shit they didnt make it a premonition this time. guess the test audience was ok with it
well that was fun, tho the ending was a little lame. but not unexpected
i think its the best after FD 3 and i thought the whole bloodlines thing was really cool
Moe: I’m glad you liked it!! It might honestly be my new favorite.
I liked that there wasn’t the token unlikable asshole character you just want to get killed, everyone was pretty likable or at least understandable.
I guess the coin kid was as close as we got, my theatre definitely laughed/clapped when he got smushed lol
yeah i think erik comes the closest as hes a little standoffish and rude (like asking the old lady how long shes got left to live) but theres no one who youre just waiting for to die
except the lil kid and he immediately does lol
i was kinda waiting for him to return as a character and im glad he didnt
plus im glad they still have the same kind of soundtrack they had before, idk how to describe it but theyve always had kind of melodious soundtracks, especially 5. i think its a bit more common in slasher movies from the 90s and its nice to see they kept that up
the whole film really reminded me of older fun horror movies which im so happy with
also thinking of it it stayed colourful throughout haha
Moe: Yeah! It was gory and gross but also just fun. Erik was my favorite and I thought he was very you-coded lol
Moe: I also got teary eyed at the Tony Todd scene o)-(
yeah its a lovely scene, and he looks so genuine when he says it
im glad i finally saw it and that i missed most spoilers
i got my hopes up erik would live tho which was stupid
even with the mri machine i didnt immediately clock that was gonna be a thing with his piercings
(a few days later)
man i keep thinking of the MRI scene. Moe since u saw it with an audience.. im rly curious how did people react to that?
Moe: People definitely laughed at the Prince Albert part, when the chair came in it was very “OH SHIT” and same with the spring.
My friend was grimacing the whole time and my sister in law who has severe allergies said something like “Bobby should be passed out by now” lol
It was a pretty vocal crowd so there was a lot of “oooh eurgh eww aaaa” in general throughout
hahaha that sounds pretty fun
im pretty sure i did that just watching alone
he was too determined to pass out
i kidna feel like it wouldve been more effective if he just died from the allergic reaction but thats not very final destinationy i guess
like they tried to use it to save him but it just killed him cos death took out erik for interfering
i mean he had an allergic reaction but i guess thats not bloody enough so it doesnt count
ah but theyre in the hospital so they couldve brought him back right.. i forgot about that
Moe: Yeah that would’ve been a pretty big bummer and sad. I think the ridiculousness of the deaths helps them be less depressing
haha maybe ive watched too many bummer movies lately
if i did movie review videos i know what id have done w/ this scene