happy inbetweenmass lets watch another romcom. of which i screenshotted the cover with the "list by country" menu half over it oops
all i remmeber is emma stone
a on corset
amanda bynes is a christian
i got a pocketful a pocketful of sunshine i gotta something something oh, woah oh
oh and
youre adopted? no! who told you??
yum
basically a buncha memes and none of the plot.
do u think anyones ever contacted opensubtitles to have their product advertised i mean i dont think it would do much but i think somebody should
oh look its! its!
where is this
i dont know why i didnt just assume cali why would it be anywhere else
hey look the flag i thought i saw in mean girls but it wasnt cos that movie is set in illinois oops
DO YOU GET THAT ITS CALI YET U STUPID MOVIE VIEWER??? HERES SOME ORANGES
they have the actors name credits on the grass which is interesting never seen that before
oh watch out or u gonna trip over dan byrd
"my angsty teenage bullshit has a body count" type a vibes
ah yes the resident goths
and emo
you know that notebook is full of patrick stump fanfiction
oh gdi why do i always forget the mid/late 2000s fashion when i watch these and then get offended when people dress ugly (its 2010 it still counts). shirts over shirts! belts around long form fitting shirts! leggings! boots! low rise skinny jeans!!
also a lot of teal for some reason
camisoles galore
she fell down! so relatable right after a whole spiel about how she isnt pretty and her tits are tiny. emma stone is so normal yall
this is what she looked like at the time. gasp. so forgettable. so bland.
girl george is a great name shut up ..for a girl. for a guy its alright
this man shows up to tell olive and her blonde friend whos name i forgot that sex is evil and stuff i think. idk the script is very verbose and flowery
oh her name is rhiannon. olive is also the top tier of fashion in 2010 but yeah nobody notices her somehow even i kinda like her outfit. the frill on the shirt and the little jacket look nice
is he like coach carter and totally a bad gross sleaze at the end of the movie? i dont remember
oh hes nice iguess. now he's accosting some stoners. probably about how they are 20 years too late to look like that wheres the flame shirts. thats what boys like this wore in the 2010s
yknow this kinda shit i. actually dont kinow if that was the same for american kids, now i think of it
hee tells off one boy for smoking cos it leads to unwanted pregnancy??? i guess its sarcastic or something. maybe im slow
rhiannon wants olive to go camping with her but she doesnt wanna go cos rhiannons parents are weirdo hippies when i was a kid i had a friend whos parents were hippie nudists. They had a big photo of them all at a nudist camping right above the dinner table. it was. very distracting.
horse
oh rhiannons parents are like that too! got something in common. whaddyaknow.
anyways olive lied to rhiannon she has a date with a boy named george so she doesnt have to go
THE CARD WITH THE SONG
girl dont lie even the movie couldnt lie
no take that back
anyways shes doin nothin all weekend except. idk mending her clothes, painting her dogs nails,
sing the song from the card cos its a bop idc i like natasha bedingfield sue me
woulda killed for a room like this as a teenager btw god damn
she keeps up the lie to rhi and i guess thats how this rumor got started i remember kissing bein a big deal in high school but kids didnt talk about sex much
then again im from a culture thats a lot more relaxed about that kinda thing
oh noooo shes lying about it oh nooooo
oh no amanda bynes heard and shes super christian and shes not gonna approve and youre gonna go to hell and she's gonna judge you which is even worse!!!
judgmentally washes her hands
been here for three seconds, all she did was call them whores and then walk off and i already love her THAT SOUNDS WRONG i mean amanda bynes does a great job
her acting is so animated it works rly well for a comedy like this
also her shirt is pretty far open for an ultra christian.
like cady had it more closed in 2024. god damn
oh shes presenting the whole movie through a youtube video btw. with notes and everything.
excessively verbose notes.
cos funny.
anyways were not even 10 minutes in and everyone thinks shes a slut and also cares about it.
behold! a totally believeable 18year old
gasp its the moment its the moment yayyy
ngl im having a good time so far. its pretty charming
long story short this scene basically establishes olive has a quirky and supportive family very california. maybe. idfk.
guys at school b gross now is that. is that how it goes in the us. u lose ur virginity at 17 and everyone cares and knows and guys get gross about it
i fee lgross even asking.
they try to establish this guy as a cool teacher cos the class laughs and shit but its just. kinda dorky in a not particularly charming way
im not sure what he teaches. i figure english lit
i probably wasnt paying attention when olive said
oh yeah. oh oh!! i actually know a movie thats based on huckleberry finn thats like.
a reimagining of some sort.
ehh who am i kidding i dont care about huckleberry finn or tom sawyer i just know about this movie cos my boy kyle's in it. its called band of robbers. i havent watched it yet
so thankfully olive explains the scarlet letter is about a woman who is forced to wear a red letter A for being an adulterer oh but then the town is like oh no we went too hard on her and she dies a saint or something.
look man english lit is not a thing in the netherlands i didnt have to read this book, or tom sawyer, or huckleberry finn, or whatever (I recently remembered i actually did read Tom Sawyer in high school, i think out of boredom, but i barely remember it)
we read like. Jan wolkers. And
uh
Boudewijn Buch
Kleine Blonde Dood n all that
so thanks for thinking of me movie. n people who didnt read the book for school also lol
the teachers like what happened in scarlet letter could only happen cos it was such a different time
amanda byneses second in command tells olive what the next page in the script says she should do
oooh. i like that one. four for u olive.
four for you
americans pronounce twat funny
twaht
oh also the principal is malcolm mcdowell for some reason the teacher is def some super famous actor as well but i dont recognise him. his appearance in this film is lost on me
she has to see him cos she said twat btw.
hes extra offended cos hes british.
cos she said it weirdly.
hes like this is public school if i see you again were kicking you out which is fuckin harsh for using one rude word ever, in the entirety of a 17 y/os time at that school
but he says he gets money if the kids behave well so thats the motivation there iguess
hm. gotta take it back. the outfits in 2010 were decidedly inoffensive. i actually kinda like what most characters have worn so far guess we figured it out right around the turn of the decade
have this with no context just cos i like it.
hi gonna be a lame old woman here and say i'd love to be parents like them when jack and i have kids. olive and her lil bro are so comfortable with them its really cute to see honestly
she doesnt wanan say the word cos a her lil brother n so her parents suggest this
also a british swear! but nowhere near as bad c: coulda played it off
but her mum doesnt. rip
its a clear a, too
an easy a, one might say
hell yeah support ur child when u know they were in the right
olive and this rando have detention together and hi i gotta raise the fashion faux pas flag again cos ohmygod block heels at seventeen, why would you do that to yourself.
brandon!!! no!! that was not what i meant. i just think heels in high school are not worth the pain. oh yeah brandon is the name of the kid she has detention with. he's gay and called the principal a fascist, you know, as you do.
this is "whore couture" by the way. an oversided white tank with an open vest and ankle length skinny jeans. so whore. very promiscuous.
bondiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing even though i dont really like brandon. hes a bit of an ass
she kinda sorta suggests brandon will be safe if he "blends in" more cos he got his shit kicked in which got him sent to the principals office to begin with olive is all about doing whats expected of you, i think, idk, is that where were at rn
olive and rhiannon are hanging out on a random cali hill and rhiannon looks like what i imagine all the women in S club 7 looked like
olive has a gay bestie now cos its 2010 and thats how we do things id knock it but i remember a classmate of mine went to the US as an exchange student and her closest friend was a gay kid and they practically survived together, so.
maybe i shouldn't judge too hard.
brandon owns a vespa wooo i felt the need to highlight that
me: i wanna be a mom like her mom: acts like a theater kid in her next scene
gdi i could never do that
also doubt my kid would be ok with that. id be worried theyd start dating some kid who thinks theyre a vampire and they plan my demise togehter
i dont want that
hes like i think we should pretend to date cos itd be good for our school reputation or well, his. idk he hasnt convinced her yet
hes all like pleeeeeaase olive pretend we had sex so people will leave me alone!!! sacrifice your reputation even more for meeee!! the guy you had detention with, like, once
i hate brandon god damn. he sucks god the idea this is a thing olive wants is such a hard sell.
hes like listen to my plight
i get that theyre trying to make it clear brandon's time in school is awful but they didnt show any of it aside from a single bloody nose he didnt seem too bothered by script kinda failed here i think
they coulda kept everything the same but they shouldve shown brandon's pain and they didnt
but yeah olive agrees now
so they pretend to sleep together at a big teen party that only exists in the movies
woo togetherrrr
rich party girl why would you sacrifice your own room for couples i'd burn my bed afterwards
that mattress belongs to satan now
gross gross laughed again. sorry
bitch thats not even purple. thats like. cat vomit grey.
brandon's done so weirdly. the script gives him some really campy lines but the actor plays it pretty down to earth, he feels a little all over the place
like they didnt want to do an offensive portrayal of a gay teen but they also didnt know how to.. not do that
they pretend to do it yadda yadda i remembered this scene also lol
still nothing else
everyone cares a lot.
at least he remembered to say thanks. yknow for the ruse n all
virginally plays the guitar at home cos she left the party cos it sucked
oh yeah! that line
rhi calls olive all angry cos she didnt tell rhiannon about the party or the fact that the whole thing was a lie so their friendship is in shambles now cos remember olive thinks shes better than rhiannon cos rhiannons still a virgin and olive lied that she isnt one anymore
oh no at least u can drive eh rhiannon.
yknow like.
from when.
clueless.
anybody.
remember
cough
we get a montage of olive getting more out there clothes and sewing something red on all of them, all to the tune of "i dont give a damn about my reputation" the anthem of the "girl mc does something rebelious" scene in teen romcoms
id've just screenshotted it but these are regular subs, not hard of hearing. rip
woo corsets to school. so normal everyones like omg i care so much
:( yeah olive is being a dick
girl what is your point.
oh sorry i didn't know the point was two faints down. proceed
oh the teacher she likes for some reason disapproves
amanda bynes disapproves, like, a lot her name is marianne but.
well. no but i guess
man how can you say shit like this and ur brain doesnt go "wtf are you saying"
forgot this movie had a love interest. hes in the kinda shape u expect a man to be in for a movie made for teenage slumber parties. what im trying to say is he's dehydrated at least 5 years too old for the role and he has 0 personality
some other guy is like yo can u do the thing for me u did for the gay guy (cos he told him the truth) n shes like no and hes like ill pay u!! like thats not way worse
hes like i could just lie about it cos ppl are gonna believe me anyway god damn
yeah dont do it u twit
ugh she does it anyway cos she feels bad enough for him after he whines about being fat and in high school
good god olive ur also in high school he needs to get over himself
the lesson. i guess
yadda yadda rumor spreads not sure where around the world comes from tho lol
its all ojai circle so far
oh good god she just made it into a business. i. legit forgot that was the plot
i dont remember what i thought happened in this movie
some kid gave her movie vouchers and its funny cos the top movie billed here is german for "the scarlet letter".
oh wow theyre making her say it lol ..she actually said it ok
shes like where the romance give me john huges movies
oh. oops
ok well hey thats john hughes!
also john hughes!! i only got it wrong a little bit
guess we'll just ignore that judd nelson's character was a massive asshole to the girl he got at the end of the breakfast club. dunno why you'd want that olive. i mean, looks like ur already getting that.
fucking hell matt groening i know you made ith ard to find anything about this guy cos you named your stupid robot character Bender but i didnt know you also got Barts catchphrase off this film which is kind of funny cos neither bart simpson nor bender the robot invoke anything like the character they reference
/ tangent over
oh she straight up says it lol fwiw olive i dont think john's very good at writing female characters happy endings.. so maybe u should be happy about that
or at least he tends to give his female leads ugly boyfriends
i mean bender's cute but he's an ass.
but yeah his other male leads are all little goofballs
this boy does not pull that girl. (cant find a better quality gif of this moment. its all thirst traps of jennifer connelly riding a horse or doing literally anyhthing else she did in that movie. i hate people) cmon.
guess i dont know romance or whatever.
or maybe im just actually into men and im just tired of this shit grrr sorry i said the tangent was over
ohmygod its lisa kudrow.
yeah im not sure why ur here iether but im happy to see u!
olive and marianne get into some weird tiff where olive narrates marianne sharpening pencils
shes the student councilor. so. thats why shes there
she tries to give olive condoms and shes like no i dont need em pls thats how i feel every time someone at works pitches an email campaign to me and i need to teach them about player consent.
did u check with the security officers if what u want to do was agreed on by the user? waves condoms of GDPR in coworkers face
woo woo supportive
that did nothin for olive but i think maybe it showed her a lil more aggressively how she's perceived tho. i. guess thats the point
but its gotta be tough on you regardless
she aggressively bonds with marianne afterwards about mariannes bfs parents divorcing cos. marianne kinda forces it on her. its a thing
were friends now cos jesus said so
u need to hug me again. for jesus. you whore
she thinks she changed olive or somethin
oh god is that what christ kids are like like the overzealous ones
where its like. not a choice for them
oh wow this is an actual arc in the movie
i think they just wanted to give amanda more to do and yknow what im all for that
oh no her boyfriends a cheater (hes got a std) oh wowww we never woulda thought hes also 22 and still in high school cos "god doesnt want him to graduate yet"
oh nooooo he lied i bet it was a boy. maybe even. gasp. brandon
for forbidden reasons.
rip friendship also amanda's outfit is very short for a pious girl.
or maybe not.
idk american christianity. i mean i like watching video essays on it. but not like. at a high school level
oooooHHHHHHH its the councilor??? whos with the english teacher????
naniiiiiiiiii????
gasp olive heard. oh no councilor how dare u judge.
also wouldnt that mean her husband probably has her chlamydia too
she. actually sorta tells olive hey its my fault marianne is mad at you im sorry very councilor of her
unlike the cheating on her husband w/ a student
22 y/o or not be damned
oh god damn she just puts it out there (after olive tells her she probably shouldnt swear in front of a student)
oh her husband doesnt have the chlamydia. ... where did she get it from to give it to the christ boy then
gasp he probably slept with someone else before her.
what a tramp.
wow that's. that's the right thing to do. damn.
oh olive.
yeah lady just let a 17 year old take the fall for you..
now the bible club hates her and stuff i mean they already did
but now they have signs
oh no even her ex best friend is in on it. very deep friendship this one.
she reads the bible is she gonna be like oi u guys are mean to me but like, mary magdalene is one of the main characters
so like,
you should be nice. cos she was jesuses bestie
(and also her being a prostitute was likely a mistranslation and some more misogynist shit but thats a big aside for another time)
shes confessing in a confessional n all that but im pretty worried theres no one in the other side
:(
yeah it was empty lol oops. we went to a wetherspoons once that was inside of a building that used to be a church n the bit we sat in clearly used to be confessionals. it was kinda neat
also very british if it wasnt in dublin where this happened. so. just very catcholic, i guess?
she just goes n tries to find another priest
yay pastor get.
ohmygod its this guy. but young. idfk who he is. hes in shit. comedies and stuff. people know him. i only saw him in clerks III but i knew he was in shit then too.
its that guy.
oh no hes amandy byneses dad. time for olive to skedaddle
some boy asks her out for real n she says yes cos shes been so alone and he jokes he wants to take her on a hot air balloon ride and read sylvia plath, then olive says no lets just go to a restaurant and he says yes and then this jesus olive.
dark.
its immediately super awkward and i hate it.
oh no he tghought it was a transaction for a lie. also olive ran outta there cos rhiannon was in there and she has acrush on this guy and she felt bad
the boy she likes actually drives her home and shes crying cos of how disrespectful the other guy was
omg perfect man.
oh i forgot he actually has an excuse cos when they were 12 olive lied for him before so he actually knew that was happening again. fair play movie i forgot
well i dont think hes cool he looks like a franco brother. fuck this guy hes boring. i hope she doesnt end up with him but i kinda doubt it. kinda goes against the movie i think
olive needs to stand on her own
they hug and he accepts her not wanting to kiss him which is decent even if he shoulda known had he read the room. but at least he asked i guess. little wins or somethin.
ohmygod brandon did the huckleberry finn thing.
better shot. who dis
there for people to go omg its her
or me to misremember her face
olive is asking everyone to take back her lies for them and no ones accepting to, including the councilor get her ass olive
..i dont think she'll go to jail for hooking up with a 22 y/o tho
yeah that i mean still ew gross he was a student but
yknow. the law n stuff
MOVIE! GIRL YOU SAID HE WAS 22 EARLIER ON WHY DID U MAKE IT WORSE
oh hey look its fallout girl. i mean also story or whatever but hey
fallout girl. do u think she wrote more patrick stump fanfics she tells her english teacher n then feels bad for telling him like that
even tho she didnt do anything wrong
gotta remain feeling guilty. its the teenage girl way
mom bonding tiiiime wooo good parenting
..olive uses the pep rally to tell people the truth cos shes friends with the mascot (hes the boy she likes) n he helped her set it up
ngl all im thinkin is pep rally spit valves thank u moe
gdi i thought that was the opensubtitles ad for a second. also what school lets a kid wear that good god
..to both of them
im surprised he even gets the office involved and doesnt expel her at the spot but ok
the website actually contains the video diary shes been making all throughout the film explaining her story n now we get a montage of everyone watching
boyf plays the ending song of breakfast club on some spectacularly shitty lookin speakers while hes standing on a lawn mower thats. kinda clever.
even if i dont want olive to have a boyfriend at the end of this
he knows what she likes i guess
love young actors who are way too muscular to be seventeen playing teens. look at those arms. god damn. dont u forget about me well i. already have i just wanted to say the lyrics to the song cos like olive i also like that song OTL
oh god wait. wait.
wait. i figured he was an important cast frojm the moment he appeared but i didnt clock him.
oh nvm i thought hed be some john hughes alumni but hes not.
weird.
i had a phone with a keyboard like that in 2010 but i think the os was slightly more advanced.. not sure
boyfren get.
movie scene copied. it then breaks into a rly ugly punk cover of dont you forget about me.
movie over woo! that was fine honestly.
not bad. it was decent. pretty funny at some points. also kinda boring sometimes. but def not bad
also very much not my thing lol ill be honest.
its very much like local kid is the main character cos of some school rumors when no one really should be giving a shit what she does but i dont know american schools so, cant really judge there.