The Cleansing Hour
(2019)

[Originally watched this on June 2nd in 2022; I didn't screenshot quite as heavily as I do now, so this is a shorter one] i think its the mark of an indie movie when theres like. at least five logos before the movie starts. and you recognise maybe one clearly i was meant to see this film ..for some reason its subbed in french when people speak spanish
but no subs for the english they. stream exorcisms
also why do films always make the weirdest fuckin chats like nobody ever talks the way people do in stream chats hey i know this is a different movie but can we get a sad pizza shirt for quentin pls thank u Monk The Goombafan (Savage) — 2-6-2022 23:28 DOUBLE DUTCH!? team name team name
oh i didnt know he fell lol
now we look bad. woo! whys the towel so low were they like "oh lets make him look like jesus"
oh also the movie im watching is the cleansing hour
about a fraud priest who livestreams his fake exorcisms while pretending their real. and his friend who films it all
and who he treats like dirt even tho theyre supposed to be best friends
"gods still with me" grabs crotch very subtle movie
Moe: ooooh i remember watching someone talk about this movie
what did they say? the ratings look to be sorta in the middle
but thats like. pretty good compared to other movies ive watched recently
Moe: I only remember the ending, it seemed like it was better than the average "random horror movie on netflix" type movie. But as you said that's a low bar lol it sounded better than the movies you've been watching
oooh im excited!
thats good to hear
my bar. is not very high right now lol
not that i hated everything ive watched recently tho i did watch some bad stuff and story wise even the things i did like were just campy fun
Moe: haha then it should meet or surpass it! I remember being interested by the ending so hopefully you get some enjoyment out of it :')
also just kinda glad to see kyle gallner in another horror movie cos it looks like most of the rest of his repertoire is war movies and i am not about thaaaaaat noo dont hurt the innocent drag queen she just got here demon thing or addict? who knows
i keep reading the french subtitles even hto i cant read french oh my god I KNEW genshin impact was evil
theres gotta be someone who actually does this right
livestream their exorcisms Rikki: bad double dutching
Rikki: i wonder why thats called double dutch...
Rikki: Double dutch is a forgotten Black community staple that goes back thousands of years. “Rope skipping” was done in Ancient Egypt and China, and eventually Europe. Dutch colonists brought the two-rope version over to America in the 1600s, which is why it was called “double dutch.” Rikki: ooh
Rikki: well that makes sense lmao
ok i didnt think the lack of subtitles at the start were gonna be an issue but now theres suddenly two korean characters and i dont know what theyre saying thanks movie
ooh til
Rikki: there's also double dutch ice cream
Mono: double dutch is when priestess and i play dbd wait i swear ive seen this screenshot somewhere.. Rikki: oh my god
Mono: VATICAN APPROVED
Mono: THIS FEELS LIKE A MEME FORMAT
anyway theyre slinging vatican approved merch lol
Moe: I used to be able to double dutch...now im afraid
Rikki: i used to be like.......okay for a few seconds lmao
i could never do it :c
Rikki: i had a lot of people in my class that were sooooo good at it tho it was nutso
Moe: yeah there were some girls at my school that could do wild stuff
Rikki: this would be my classmates me when u forget to moisturize after taking off your makeup and you look in the mirror the next morning
Moe: accurate anyway the sound guy is having Not A Great Time
Rikki: #soblessed [posted by Nugget]
Moe: is that u nugget. cant even do regular jump rope [also posted by Nugget]
aah ive definitely done that... dude you dont fuckin dunk out holy water like that u gotta like. fling it at them, so its droplets
Lou: translation: "me, i like The Mindy Project"
thank you, that was the only line i could read OTL but i still appreciate the help
Lou: I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS MORE... IM SORRY
ITS OK ITS NICE OF YOU TO HELP
so his fiancee is possessed and drew (the filmmaker)'s response is "ok if this is cos i left dishes in the sink theres better ways to get back at me"
letting a demon possess you because your partner doesn't do the dishes ~ ✨ just girly things ✨ when your girlfriend burns the cameraman to a crisp and you realize this probably isnt about dirty dishes
the demon sounds a lil bit like ursula the sea witch
shes cool tho i like her this has turned into a game of phasmophobia where max the priest tries to goad the demon into talking about herself so drew can check the database to figure out which demon theyre dealing with lol so this guy leaves these girls alone when he sees theyre looking at a livestream that features a naked priest
so clearly if u wanna get rid of an annoying guy at a bar, have a picture of a naked dude ready oh wow when they were kids they were made to kneel on upturned bottlecaps as punishment that looks so painful
i like that theyre fleshing out the two main characters
riley the pa is being disregarded, im sure that wont bite em in the ass listen to her guys, she dresses well she knows what shes on about
this mkovie is so dark i have no idea if u guys can even see whats in my screenshots OTL
ooh they just did something cool i wont spoil it
>says priestess who is narrating the whole movie i just want u to know the demon is the one who threw the ad for the cloth back up
its a very fun demon
idk why but one of the characters is the president of the us's son WERE ALMOST AN HOUR IN DO WE REALLY NEED TO INTRODUCE MORE LOCATIONS so someone just got hit in the head with a statue and knocked out and this was one of the comments in the chat. I gotta take back what I said this seems very accurate for a twitch chat
idk how i missed their name is brony362.
thats some dedication bein a brony in 2019 friendshiiiip trips while panicking what are u a shoujo protagonist
hi the demon just uttered the phrase "if you keep it 💯" and it somehow fits into the plot oh yeh this is the demon btw jeez well this is going somewhere
spoilerd for sensitive content and also spoilers me rn when ur being attacked by a demon but u really wanna finish editing the wikipedia article my man lookin like nerdcubed
anyway bad day to be drew i know ur upset but please take off the glasses you look stupid when ur still being attacked by a demon but you really really gotta finish editing the wikipedia article
ok that was a cool movie i liked it
def one of the better ones that incorporated social media into its plot (though. then again. the bar for that is also not very high) Mono: something about this "okay we kidnapped this kid for money--OOH THE KID IS ACTUALLY A VAMPIRE HELP" sounds like it could be a hilarious dark comedy i think